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lass of something much

#75
October 12, 2020, 08:53:12 AM
* Infant Lass's eyelashes flutter shut
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Verdauga

#76
October 12, 2020, 12:52:23 PM
*Uses the selfie stick to hold onto the window.*
I WAS JUST TRYING TO HEAT MY PIZZA!
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Kade Rivok

#77
October 12, 2020, 02:33:30 PM
Teen Verdie has gotta go.
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Verdauga

#78
October 12, 2020, 06:05:35 PM
*Climbs back through the window and heads to the kitchen, pulling an entire pizza out of the fridge.*
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Ebantu the Kararehe

#79
October 13, 2020, 06:05:46 AM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 12, 2020, 08:10:21 AM
Um. That accelerated fast.
*Encases Infant Ebantu in a dark, swirling cloud*
*On second, thought, does the same to Infant Lass and Teenage Verdauga*
*On third thought, walks away*
You can take the ghost out of the evil ethereal essence, but you can't take the evil ethereal essence out of the ghost.
...But also you cannot take the love of babies and small fluffy things out of the ghost.
*Walks back inside and tucks Ebantu and Lass into their beds*
As for teenagers... eh.
*Throws Verdauga out a window*
(The two lines made me laugh IRL and Yue got a fright because we were just sitting in silence together. So I had to explain everything and then read this post to her. :P)

*Infant Ebby is not sleepy*

*Infant Ebby is hungry*

*Infant Ebby can smell pizza*
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Jarky Thistlebrush

#80
October 13, 2020, 07:08:03 AM
*Smashes the pizza over Verdauga's head*
*Heats up the smashed pizza and feeds it to Ebantu*
*Sings Lass a lullaby*
Rock-a-bye baby

On the tree tops,

When the wind blows

The cradle will rock.

When the bough breaks

The cradle will fall,

And down will come baby

Cradle and all.
*Was thinking of... modifying the lyrics but they are ominous enough already*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Ebantu the Kararehe

#81
October 13, 2020, 08:19:27 AM
*Infant Ebby speaks through a mouthful of smashed up pizza* They's not the right words. The right words is
Rock-a-bye baby on the treetops, when the wind blows thy cradle will rock. When the bough breaks the cradle will fall, and Daddy catch baby, cradle and all.
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Kade Rivok

#82
October 13, 2020, 02:20:44 PM
Who's putting babies in trees anyways?
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Verdauga

#83
October 13, 2020, 02:35:05 PM
*Eats pizza from the crust in.*

*With mouth still full*

Y'know, most nursery rhymes are pretty brutal. The "pocket full of posies" being about the bubonic plague, "rockabye baby about a cradle with a baby in a tree falling to the ground...
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Russa Nodrey

#84
October 14, 2020, 04:15:06 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on October 13, 2020, 02:35:05 PM
*Eats pizza from the crust in.*

*Gasp* You're a monster.
Freddy

Ebantu the Kararehe

#85
October 14, 2020, 04:56:26 AM
*Infant Ebby nods in a satisfied way* I knew so.
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Kade Rivok

#86
October 14, 2020, 05:20:27 AM
I miss stuffed crust pizza....
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Ebantu the Kararehe

#87
October 14, 2020, 05:25:00 AM
*Infant Ebby yawns and rubs her eyes sleepily*
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Kade Rivok

#88
October 14, 2020, 05:26:12 AM
*Sticks a grape in Infant Ebby's mouth as she yawns.*
Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

Ebantu the Kararehe

#89
October 14, 2020, 05:26:36 AM
*Infant Ebby spits the grape at Kade*
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

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