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Scott McLamok

#135
October 27, 2020, 11:51:08 PM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 26, 2020, 05:06:10 AM
*Zaps Scott* *Scott is a toddler*

*Armor protects him* Hahahehe....he....*Turns into an infant* Aw C'mon!
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

lass of something much

#136
October 28, 2020, 12:27:44 AM
* Infant Lass, who had only just managed to free herself, runs around, happy to be free of the star-startle-bag-thing
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Ebantu the Kararehe

#137
October 28, 2020, 02:08:40 AM
*Infant Ebby becomes bored of bullying Kade and begins singing Bullies To Me Hark*
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Scott McLamok

#138
October 28, 2020, 02:38:28 AM
*Infant Scott enters the kitchen looking for knives*
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

lass of something much

#139
October 28, 2020, 02:43:42 AM
* Infant Lass looks horrified
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Scott McLamok

#140
October 28, 2020, 02:46:58 AM
*Climbs up the counter and pick the smallest one*
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

lass of something much

#141
October 28, 2020, 03:07:45 AM
O.O

S'ott....Why you got de sabby stab?......
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Scott McLamok

#142
October 28, 2020, 03:16:19 AM
Because I  a warriur!
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

lass of something much

#143
October 28, 2020, 03:36:04 AM
* Infant Lass has had bad experiences with people with knives
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

One-Eye the wildcat

#144
October 28, 2020, 04:17:41 AM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 28, 2020, 02:46:58 AM
*Climbs up the counter and pick the smallest one*

I recommend a pairing knife.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#145
October 28, 2020, 05:58:53 AM
*Accepts the water* Thank you,  Kass. It is appreciated. Also, what's happening? *The house has grown legs and is walking to the beach*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

lass of something much

#146
October 28, 2020, 07:19:26 AM
Anything for you, GJ *Kass gently takes the knife off Scott, and passes him a nerf gun instead. He then proceeds to put the knives away in the baby proof cupboard along with some other items.* As for what happened to the house...I really have no idea. *Kass picks up Dotti and gently places her in a cradle.*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Kade Rivok

#147
October 28, 2020, 03:01:25 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 28, 2020, 02:08:40 AM
*Infant Ebby becomes bored of bullying Kade and begins singing Bullies To Me Hark*

*Revives.*  NONE CAN BECOME BORED OF ME!  *Picks up Infant Ebby and begins running around.*
Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

Scott McLamok

#148
October 28, 2020, 07:24:36 PM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on October 28, 2020, 04:17:41 AM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 28, 2020, 02:46:58 AM
*Climbs up the counter and pick the smallest one*

I recommend a pairing knife.
*Drops his current knife and gets the one which was suggested* Tanks One-Eye!
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

Ebantu the Kararehe

#149
October 28, 2020, 11:22:40 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 28, 2020, 03:01:25 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 28, 2020, 02:08:40 AM
*Infant Ebby becomes bored of bullying Kade and begins singing Bullies To Me Hark*

*Revives.*  NONE CAN BECOME BORED OF ME!  *Picks up Infant Ebby and begins running around.*
*Infant Ebby shrieks in a mixture of fear and delight*
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

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