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Ripred the Gnawer

#210
November 10, 2020, 09:53:15 PM
Ba thot. Betta luk nek tym!
Yaw boo thukth ta yoo!
'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
"If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"

WorshipTiria

#211
November 10, 2020, 10:04:51 PM
Many stones fly at Hazel. All miss.
It takes her a bit to realize she is surrounded by 85 different little mini Skarzs.
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Ripred the Gnawer

#212
November 10, 2020, 10:12:40 PM
Thkarz aw vewwa thtupid. Thtop thwowin evvewyfink. Nuffink c'n evva hur me, oo aw jutht bweakin alla fundichuw. GJ ith gonna ge' ma.
'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
"If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"

WorshipTiria

#213
November 10, 2020, 10:17:48 PM
The mini Skarzs start aggressively rolling toward Hazel.
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Ripred the Gnawer

#214
November 10, 2020, 10:21:02 PM
*Crushes every last mini Skarz into nothing*
Haha, dat wuz fun. Oo haf enny mow? Dey tho fun to cwuth up.
'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
"If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"

WorshipTiria

#215
November 10, 2020, 10:25:36 PM
Skarzs will be horrified.
states the disembodied voice.
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Ripred the Gnawer

#216
November 10, 2020, 10:27:35 PM
Hahaha. Me no cawz.
'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
"If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"

WorshipTiria

#217
November 10, 2020, 10:35:02 PM
A stone hits her in the head, stunning her for a while.
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Ripred the Gnawer

#218
November 10, 2020, 10:38:41 PM
Quote from: WorshipTiria on November 10, 2020, 10:35:02 PM
A stone hits her in the head, but leaves no injury.
Oo aw a beeg fa foow. Oo twi ta hur me, butcha twi an' twi an' twi an' ya don't hur me atal!
'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
"If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"

WorshipTiria

#219
November 10, 2020, 10:45:39 PM
You hear running, and somebeast screaming
WITCH CHILD I REPEAT WITCH CHILD RUN FOR YOUR LI--
an otter with sling runs straight into a wall, and falls unconscious because.
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Jarky Thistlebrush

#220
November 11, 2020, 04:55:17 AM
Um. I'm really not very good at this.
...Here, Hazel, have some peppermint tea.
Pst, anyone, do you reckon bribery is a good way to get the kids to stop trying to kill me?
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

WorshipTiria

#221
November 11, 2020, 05:02:17 AM
eh... maybe?
If you kill them they might stop.
( sorry about the unexpectedly dark turn )
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Jarky Thistlebrush

#222
November 11, 2020, 05:04:38 AM
Oh. Decent idea. ...Nah.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Ripred the Gnawer

#223
November 11, 2020, 04:16:27 PM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on November 11, 2020, 04:55:17 AM
Um. I'm really not very good at this.
...Here, Hazel, have some peppermint tea.
Pst, anyone, do you reckon bribery is a good way to get the kids to stop trying to kill me?
Me ki' oo aneeay. No lik peppament tee.
'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
"If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"

WorshipTiria

#224
November 11, 2020, 04:20:43 PM
uuhhh, blackcurrant tea?
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray
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