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TFH - Tesso for Hire - (Wil Wrk 4 Cheze)

Started by Captain Wortshire, October 05, 2020, 05:22:18 AM

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Captain Wortshire

October 05, 2020, 05:22:18 AM
In the middle of a dirt field is a mixture of trailers and construction equipment.

The tesso are milling about digging holes, cooking over fires and picking their ears.

Some depressed looking tesso are standing next to the road with homemade cardboard signs:

TESSO 4 HIRE
NEED WRK
HELP PLZ
WIL WRK 4 CHEZE
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Scott McLamok

#1
October 05, 2020, 05:23:50 AM
*Fills his fridge up with cheese* Your hired!
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

One-Eye the wildcat

#2
October 05, 2020, 05:24:57 AM
Do they do contract killings / hitman work?
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Captain Wortshire

#3
October 05, 2020, 04:34:21 PM
The Tesso look at Scott expectantly...

Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on October 05, 2020, 05:24:57 AM
Do they do contract killings / hitman work?
Tesso's main expertise are construction and swarming, but they can be trained for whatever jobs.
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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[close]

Scott McLamok

#4
October 06, 2020, 01:03:21 AM
I can only take so many....
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

Captain Wortshire

#5
October 06, 2020, 01:17:40 AM
Tesso start staring with puppy eyes
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
[close]

Scott McLamok

#6
October 06, 2020, 04:14:53 AM
Aaahhhh....Fine your all hired.....
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

Captain Wortshire

#7
October 06, 2020, 01:18:04 PM
The Tesso all cheer and start packing their stuff
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
[close]

One-Eye the wildcat

#8
October 06, 2020, 07:50:36 PM
What are you hiring them for?
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Scott McLamok

#9
October 06, 2020, 07:51:22 PM
Eeh bounty hunter purposes...
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

One-Eye the wildcat

#10
October 06, 2020, 07:52:43 PM
Ah. Would you like some assistance? I have some experience in that field.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Scott McLamok

#11
October 06, 2020, 07:53:35 PM
We should make the Comrade Division! Since our last one......Well...
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

One-Eye the wildcat

#12
October 06, 2020, 07:54:57 PM
F in the chat.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Scott McLamok

#13
October 06, 2020, 07:56:25 PM
*Salutes*
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

lass of something much

#14
October 06, 2020, 07:56:55 PM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 06, 2020, 04:14:53 AM
Aaahhhh....Fine your all hired.....
....Scottie........Are you sure that was a good idea?
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱
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