MEAAV - Macabre's Extraordinary Academy for Aspiring Villains

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Flib Bigboat

Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Ripred the Gnawer

Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 18, 2020, 06:32:17 PM
*trying not to laugh at Hazel's comment*
In case anybeast is wondering, I got the 'Yahaaaaaaaar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' from
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The Sable Quean. Remember? Grakk was working the Ravagers into a frenzy, and he was like, `Who do we serve? Who do we serve?' and the Ravagers were shouting back, `Vilaya! Vilaya! Sable Quean! Yahaaaaaarrrr!' Then Grakk shouted, `An' who are we? What do we do?' and they all yelled back, `Ravagers! Ravagers! Kill! Kill! Kill!
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So that's where I got it from.
'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
"If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"

Flib Bigboat

(sarcastically) Why on earth would you think I'd forgotten about that?
Actually, I had forgotten it...
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

lass of something much

𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Flib Bigboat

Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

lass of something much

𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Captain Wortshire

Bombeta enters the Infirmary


I zee you are awake...

Hope you are doing much better...

Here take zezse


Bombeta hands Lass some pills


My own zpecial blend...

Whenever you are feeling feint or woozy, take two wiz a glazz of water
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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lass of something much

*Absently says thank you as she stumbles out of the infirmary *
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Captain Wortshire


ALRIGHT!!!

CLASS IS STARTING SOON!!!

EVERYONE TO CLASSROOM 1-1!!!

NOW!!!

lemme just finish organizing my notes before we start....
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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lass of something much

*Smashes into the door*

Hello there, friend! *gets up shakily and enters the classroom *
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Booklover

Ummm... quick question, sorry to bother you, but... where exactly is the classroom?
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Captain Wortshire



Just head down the hallway and enter the room labeled 1-1

MEEAV Classroom 1-1

ALRIGHT...

Before we start this session, I'm going to need your homework from last class...

If you are new here, lost your homework or just want to revise your answers, fill these in:


Homework #1


1. Name 5 Villain Motivations

2. Write down a well known villain and his/her motivation

3. What Motivates you?

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Test #2


1. Name the first Villain from a Movie that comes to mind.

2. Name the first Villain from a Book that comes to mind.

3. Name the first Villain from an Animated Show that comes to mind.

4. Name the first Villain from a TV Show that comes to mind.

5. Name the first Villain from a Video Game that comes to mind.

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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Jarky Thistlebrush

*Is still passed out on the floor*
*Prods Jarky's prone form* Yes, you definitely need a babysitter.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
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42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Captain Wortshire

Bombeta comes in with a stretcher, puts Jarky on it, and pushes her to the infirmary


Letz zee what I can do about ziz

MEEAV Classroom 1-1


Where's everyone's homework?
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Booklover

Error. Error. Cannot compute.