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MEAAV - Macabre's Extraordinary Academy for Aspiring Villains

Started by Captain Wortshire, October 23, 2020, 12:11:23 PM

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Booklover

#225
December 02, 2020, 05:29:18 PM
Manfred? The one from Charlie Bone?
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Ripred the Gnawer

#226
December 02, 2020, 05:31:01 PM
no, the one from The Castle of Otranto.
'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
"If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"

lass of something much

#227
December 03, 2020, 11:48:42 AM
*Is still trying to do the tests*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Flib Bigboat

#228
December 03, 2020, 01:55:11 PM
*wonders if it's cheating to help Lass with the tests. After all, we didn't study for them.*
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Sebias of Redwall

#229
December 03, 2020, 05:56:50 PM
*Seb twitches from where he is lying prone*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Ripred the Gnawer

#230
December 03, 2020, 07:27:23 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 03, 2020, 05:56:50 PM
*Seb twitches from where he is lying prone*

*Hits Seb on head*
Get up.
He can't.
Yes, he can. Stop bothering me. I thought you got past hellgates safely. No need to stay on earth as a ghost.
'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
"If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"

Captain Wortshire

#231
January 12, 2021, 02:46:54 AM
The topic door slams open and Macabre reappears in the room wearing a Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses


I'M BACK!!!

Just took a little Christmas vacation in the Bermuda Triangle...

Class will be back in session...

As soon a I find my misplaced papers...

Oh yeah, I got you all souvenirs!

Macabre hands everyone a coconut
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Russa Nodrey

#232
January 12, 2021, 02:48:45 AM
*Hugs coconut* Thank you.
Freddy

Captain Wortshire

#233
January 12, 2021, 02:52:21 AM

Glad you like it.

I was supposed to get everyone a small tiki girl, but they didn't have enough...
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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lass of something much

#234
January 12, 2021, 03:06:16 AM
*Lass, who has by now shrunken into a mere shadow of her former self due to starvation, sleep depreciation, and stress, is still trying and failing to do the test*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Russa Nodrey

#235
January 12, 2021, 03:12:55 AM
*Secretly passes Lass a sandwich and a list of test answers*
Freddy

Jarky Thistlebrush

#236
January 12, 2021, 03:42:47 AM
*Snatches Jarky's coconut* C'mon Cyborg self, let's take this academy over!
No way. That would be chaotic. *Clears throat* Macabre, would you kindly hire my non-cyborg self before she does something chaotic and I have to cyborg everyone?
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Captain Wortshire

#237
January 12, 2021, 03:57:41 AM

Actually I was thinking about selling the school...







Got you for a second didn't I?

And as I said...

Only I (and those I allow) have power within these grounds...
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Jarky Thistlebrush

#238
January 12, 2021, 04:00:45 AM
Pleeeeeaaaase? *Puppy eyes*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Captain Wortshire

#239
January 12, 2021, 04:04:08 AM

Let me see...

Macabre begins flipping through a clipboard...

I can schedule a serious talk on the 31st of April...
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
[close]
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