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MEAAV - Macabre's Extraordinary Academy for Aspiring Villains

Started by Captain Wortshire, October 23, 2020, 12:11:23 PM

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Booklover

#315
January 20, 2021, 01:18:08 PM
You haven't done that already, and Harry Potter is one of the most popular series. If you wanted to read it, surely you'd have done so already?
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Flib Bigboat

#316
January 20, 2021, 01:25:10 PM
Have you any idea how long the library has been closed since the corona virus pandemic started?
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Booklover

#317
January 20, 2021, 01:41:49 PM
Less than a year?
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Captain Wortshire

#318
January 20, 2021, 02:11:14 PM

Let me put it this way...

Nevermind...

Anyways...

Macabre begins shuffling his papers...
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Ripred the Gnawer

#319
January 20, 2021, 04:43:05 PM
Quote from: Booklover on January 20, 2021, 01:41:49 PM
Less than a year?
Our library has been closed for more than a year... *Sniffs* *Begins to cry*
'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
"If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"

Flib Bigboat

#320
January 20, 2021, 06:33:19 PM
*passes Rip a tissue* Hush, you'll get us in trouble *looks over at Macabre pointedly*
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Scott McLamok

#321
January 20, 2021, 06:56:09 PM
*Janitor walks in and wipes all the tears*
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

Captain Wortshire

#322
January 20, 2021, 10:24:11 PM
Macabre does not take the hint


Alright...

The growing threat of Global Warming...

What is THIS doing in my stuff?

Anyways...

We could take this opportunity to talk about how to cause mass panic among the masses!
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Flib Bigboat

#323
January 21, 2021, 02:48:58 PM
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on January 20, 2021, 10:24:11 PM
Macabre does not take the hint


Alright...

The growing threat of Global Warming...

What is THIS doing in my stuff?

Anyways...

We could take this opportunity to talk about how to cause mass panic among the masses!
We can make them panic about global warming XD
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Booklover

#324
January 21, 2021, 02:51:04 PM
Alternatively, you could get a book with 'DON'T PANIC!' written in large friendly letters on the front cover.

Just a thought.  :)
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Flib Bigboat

#325
January 21, 2021, 02:52:18 PM
Well if they're silly enough to panic about global warming they won't pay attention to a book like that.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Booklover

#326
January 21, 2021, 02:54:42 PM
I suppose that if any one from Earth were to get that book, they would almost certainly not be on Earth, and will not necessarily need to worry about global warming.
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Flib Bigboat

#327
January 21, 2021, 02:56:53 PM
Well nobody needs to worry as it's not real.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Captain Wortshire

#328
January 21, 2021, 03:03:08 PM

Let me put it our right now...

Global Warming exists...

It's called Summertime...
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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[close]

Flib Bigboat

#329
January 21, 2021, 03:20:17 PM
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
That has got to be the funniest thing you've posted here yet. *cracks up*
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!
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