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Started by Captain Wortshire, October 23, 2020, 12:11:23 PM

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lass of something much

𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Ripred the Gnawer

Did I sign up for this class?
*looks confused*
Maybe I did in my sleep.
oh well, nvm. I can give the teacher a few tips, I'm good at being a villain. If you ask my siblings, they will tell you that I am a real villain, they aren't particularily fond of me. But that's off-topic.
Where's the teacher?
'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
"If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"

lass of something much

Don't know, but you should probably fill out the test..
Skills, man, skills!
That's an oof.. Here: *Unofficially-officially adopts Hazel as a little sister* Now you have a sibling who is fond of you!
As for your other question: I think he's in the teacher's break room
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Captain Wortshire

RING RING!
It's now lunchtime! Come inside to the Cafeteria!

MEEAV Cafeteria
You are now in the Cafeteria. Surprisingly, It is clean.

A large, shaggy, four-armed minotaur in a green apron is standing behind the counter.


Me Burotgor. Me head chef of Academy. What you want eat today?

TODAYS MENU:
PIZZA
GRILLED CHEESE
FISH STICKS
GREEN SALAD
YOGURT
MYSTERY CURRY
CHOCO-CREAM PIE
CRANBERRY JUICE
ORANGE JUICE
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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lass of something much

#49
Mmmmm...My mum went to the trouble of making me food for lunch, so I'll just have this. *Happily eats her left over vegetarian lasagna*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Captain Wortshire

Burotgor have zero problem with that. Little thing eat parent food now.
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Kade Rivok

Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

Ebantu the Kararehe

Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.


Jarky Thistlebrush

The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

lass of something much

𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Jarky Thistlebrush

The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Ripred the Gnawer

#56
    Here is my test

Quote from: Captain Wortshire on October 24, 2020, 10:29:35 AM

Test #1
EVALUATION TEST:

1. What Color is the Sky?

Blue
  • Grey
  • Green

2, The World is...

  • Round
  • Flat
Our Home
[/list]

3. We strive for...

  • World Peace
Chaos
  • Chocolate

4. Do Monsters Exist?

  • Yes
  • No
They can in nightmares
[/list]

5. What is your view on Politics?

Who Cares?
  • Who Cares?
  • Who Cares?

6. I am Motivated by...

My Power
  • My Looks
  • Others

7. Pluto is a Planet.

  • True
False
[/list]

8. What is the Meaning of Life?

  • 42
Chaos
  • Other

9. Life is...

  • An Illusion
The Now
  • Precious

What is my Proper Title in this Class?

  • Master
  • Sir
[li]Teach[/li][/list]
Stuffed Shirt
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[/list]
'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
"If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"

lass of something much

𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Captain Wortshire

*Burotgor walks over and drags Kade into the Cafeteria*
Burotgor have no ice cream right now...
After school maybe...


*Hazel's test starts floating before zooming into Macabre's outstretched hand*

I will take that...

Oh, Burotgor, get me some Mystery Curry.
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
[close]

lass of something much

𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱