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Captain Wortshire

#90
November 06, 2020, 11:00:11 PM
If you rrrealy want to know, having good physic is ussseful when you'rrre a villain...

Plusss P.E alssso consssisssts of weapon trrraining...

Plusss generrric villainsss rrrun frrrom the herroesss all the time...
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Jarky Thistlebrush

#91
November 07, 2020, 12:55:34 AM
Hm...
*Hesitates*
*Shrinks the gym until it's about as big as a large plate*
*Runs laps around it*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Russa Nodrey

#92
November 07, 2020, 01:48:39 AM
*Runs half way around the gym and collapses*
Freddy

Captain Wortshire

#93
November 07, 2020, 10:01:06 AM
*Macabre enters and snaps fingers, returning gym to normal size*

Nice try...

Does that count as a penalty?

Not yet...

BTW first casualty...

*Macabre snaps sending Russa to the Infirmary*

The rrressst of you ssstill have 80 lapsss to go...
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Ripred the Gnawer

#94
November 07, 2020, 06:32:53 PM
*Stops running*
Done. Oh, by the way, are you a robot?
You should definitely not be a gym teacher. You are obviously way out of shape. Bet you couldn't run laps around the gym without giving up!
'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
"If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"

Ebantu the Kararehe

#95
November 07, 2020, 07:59:38 PM
Oh, you die now. Also, Kade is still asleep, I'm pretty sure. Are you going to wake him up, or not?
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Sebias of Redwall

#96
November 08, 2020, 12:04:42 AM
*A hero is flying outside of the thread, his cape flapping and his muscles bulging. Sebias twirls Mjolnir in his paws, a look of slight boredom on his lovely (And humble) features. But what is this? The hero squints as he catches site of the thread far below. Villains? In HIS territory? Perish the thought. Flicking down a pair of sunglasses, Sebias readies his weapon and plunges down toward the thread, boss music playing in the background.

There is a slightly high-pitched screech as the otter loses his powers, landing with a thump.*

W-where... *Sebias blinks, wiping dirt from his eyes* ...Where am I?

"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Russa Nodrey

#97
November 08, 2020, 07:57:42 AM
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on November 07, 2020, 10:01:06 AM
BTW first casualty...

*Macabre snaps sending Russa to the Infirmary*

Yes! Thank you!
Freddy

lass of something much

#98
November 08, 2020, 09:22:44 AM
*Lass is having an asthma attack,  but is too scared of the teachers to say anything,  so she just keeps running without breathing a word, quite literally. *
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Captain Wortshire

#99
November 08, 2020, 10:06:00 PM
I am not a rrrobot, I am a sssemi-organic lifeform...

20 morrre lapsss to go...

*Macabre floats over to Seb*

Well, well, what have we here...

Growler?

*Growler pulls out mechanical hammer and starts hammering Seb*
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Sebias of Redwall

#100
November 09, 2020, 03:49:49 PM
Oi! Ow! Hey! Ouch! Oof! Stop it! *Flails arms and swats*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Captain Wortshire

#101
November 09, 2020, 05:20:15 PM
Growler stops to look at counter

Alrrright, that'sss 100 lapsss, now back to yourrr classsssrrroom to pick up yourrr homeworrrk...

Growler continues hammering Seb
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Sebias of Redwall

#102
November 09, 2020, 06:00:33 PM
*Wiggles out of his grasp* Wait!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#103
November 09, 2020, 08:13:33 PM
*Teleports back to the classroom*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Ripred the Gnawer

#104
November 09, 2020, 08:22:24 PM
*Looks bored*
That was so boooooooring. I do that every day.
What else are we gonna do?
'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
"If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"
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