MEAAV - Macabre's Extraordinary Academy for Aspiring Villains

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Captain Wortshire

MEEAV Infirmary
Russa is currently in the Infirmary.

There is a robot with a bulb for a head in the room


Greetingz, I am Bombeta, ze nurse of ze zchool...

Bombeta checks up Russa

You are currently exhauzted, like mozt organic lifeformz. Here take zese.

Bombeta hands Russa some yellow pills

Whenever you feel tired, take one wiz a glazz of water. And make zure zat your ztomach iz empty when you do.

Now go back to clazz.


MEEAV Classroom
Alright listen up, here's your homework for next class:

Homework #1


1. Name 5 Villain Motivations

2. Write down a well known villain and his/her motivation

3. What Motivates you?

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Also, here is your test for next class:

Test #2


1. Name the first Villain from a Movie that comes to mind.

2. Name the first Villain from a Book that comes to mind.

3. Name the first Villain from an Animated Show that comes to mind.

4. Name the first Villain from a TV Show that comes to mind.

5. Name the first Villain from a Game that comes to mind.

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Be sure to finish them before I start next class...

Any questions?
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Ripred the Gnawer

#106
Yes. What if we can't think of any answers?

Here is all that I could get.
Test #2

1. (Q.) Name the first villain from a Movie that comes to mind.
(A.) Prince John from Robin Hood

2. (Q.) Name the first villain from a Book that comes to mind.
(A.) The Bane (a.k.a. Pearlpelt) from Suzanne Collins' Underland Chronicles

3. (Q.) Name the first villain from an Animated Show that comes to mind.
(A.) Ursula from The Little Mermaid (the Disney version)

4. (Q.) Name the first Villain from a TV Show that comes to mind.
(A.) I have no idea.

5. (Q.) Name the first Villain from a Game that comes to mind.
(A.) No idea, never played a game with one in it.
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'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
"If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"

Captain Wortshire

It can't be that hard to come up with answers.

What do you think Google is for?

At least try to put a cohesive answer, okay?
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
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Jarky Thistlebrush

Test
1. Name the first Villain from a Movie that comes to mind.
Humpedink

2. Name the first Villain from a Book that comes to mind.
The Pale Woman

3. Name the first Villain from an Animated Show that comes to mind.
Any shark from Octonauts

4. Name the first Villain from a TV Show that comes to mind.
Moriarty

5. Name the first Villain from a Game that comes to mind.
My opponent in Catan
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Homework

1. Name 5 Villain Motivations
Looove
Craziness
Money $$$
Boredness
Revenge

2. Write down a well known villain and his/her motivation
Moriarty- Boredness

3. What Motivates you?
Desire to know more about how villainy works so I can evict Ghost Jarky. So, knowledge?
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The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
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42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Captain Wortshire


I probably should have specified that Video Games also count...

By the way, what do you think of this new posting format?
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
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Russa Nodrey

Quote from: Captain Wortshire on November 09, 2020, 08:41:20 PM
MEEAV Infirmary
Russa is currently in the Infirmary.

There is a robot with a bulb for a head in the room


Greetingz, I am Bombeta, ze nurse of ze zchool...

Bombeta checks up Russa

You are currently exhauzted, like mozt organic lifeformz. Here take zese.

Bombeta hands Russa some yellow pills

Whenever you feel tired, take one wiz a glazz of water. And make zure zat your ztomach iz empty when you do.

Now go back to clazz.


Okay, thank you. *Goes back to class* *Swallows all of the pills* Yum.
Freddy

Ebantu the Kararehe

Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on November 09, 2020, 09:19:10 PM
Test
1. Name the first Villain from a Movie that comes to mind.
Humpedink

2. Name the first Villain from a Book that comes to mind.
The Pale Woman

3. Name the first Villain from an Animated Show that comes to mind.
Any shark from Octonauts

4. Name the first Villain from a TV Show that comes to mind.
Moriarty

5. Name the first Villain from a Game that comes to mind.
My opponent in Catan
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Homework

1. Name 5 Villain Motivations
Looove
Craziness
Money $$$
Boredness
Revenge

2. Write down a well known villain and his/her motivation
Moriarty- Boredness

3. What Motivates you?
Desire to know more about how villainy works so I can evict Ghost Jarky. So, knowledge?
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You play Catan as well? *squeaks happily*
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.


Captain Wortshire


Well, I guess that's it for today...

CLASS DISMISSED!

Be sure to be here tomorrow, and anything left in the classrooms will be discarded by the janitor..,


Go and head off to the Dorms, or just go chill around!
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
[close]

Jarky Thistlebrush

The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Flib Bigboat

can I just fail this class? (well, I mean, of course I am. I just wanted to make sure you didn't approve of it first.)
btw I don't know how to take test one, so I will just pretend like there is no such thing as test one and enroll anyway.
are you satisfied?
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Captain Wortshire


Failure would be against everything that this school stands for...

So, at least try not to fail.

As for tests, any latecomers are just expected to do the most recent tests, not any of the past tests. So you would probably have to do... Homework #1 and Test #2
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
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Flib Bigboat

awwwww do I have to?
you KNOW that villains aren't supposed to do their homework
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Captain Wortshire


You know that I am being extremely generous with you in the tests and the homework...
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
[close]

Ripred the Gnawer

Flib, just relax. I believe that Stuffed Shirt is starting to get mad at you.
'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
"If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"

Captain Wortshire


Alright, I'm going to be working on tomorrows itinerary.

If you need anything, I'll be in the room labled Headmaster


Macabre floats out of the classroom
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
[close]