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Ripred the Gnawer

#120
November 10, 2020, 09:51:13 PM
*Enters Headmaster office*

Stuffed Shirt, why do you have minotaurs and semi-organic life forms and robots with bulb heads here? This is supposed to be an academy for aspiring villains, not learning about science and history. Why not hire famous villains instead?
'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
"If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"

Captain Wortshire

#121
November 10, 2020, 10:03:12 PM

AWell, everyone here is famous, or I should say, infamous in their own right...

After meeting with the resident villains in the forum during Villain-Con, they didn't really fit my bill, so I hired some of my old friends...

Plus, it is hard to get "famous" villains. Believe me, I tried...

AND in order to be a villain, it is necessary to have a basic knowledge on certain subjects.

What kind of villain would you be if you can't write a cohesive sentence, or know the effects of mixing Radi-X with Hydrogen?

Dumb villains hardly get far in the industry, that is why we are supplying some of the most advanced techniques for you.
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Ripred the Gnawer

#122
November 10, 2020, 10:16:01 PM Last Edit: November 10, 2020, 10:45:19 PM by Hazel Lorentz
Well...
You can hire me. I have always been a villain. Every single person on earth is part villain, which is why people steal stuff. Wait! Why don't you try hiring Jesse James ((1847–82), US outlaw; full name Jesse Woodson James. With brother Frank (1843–1915), he was a member of a notorious gang of train and bank robbers)? He is one of my old friends.
'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
"If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"

Captain Wortshire

#123
November 10, 2020, 10:47:03 PM

Well, I probably need to see your resume and...

*knock knock*


Yes? Come in!

A humanoid scorpion in western attire enters the room


I've come to talk about certain specifics for my class...


Oh, by the way, Hazel, this is Sting Westclaw, your Economics and Social Studies teacher


Pleasure...
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Jarky Thistlebrush

#124
November 11, 2020, 04:58:21 AM
*Wafts into the headmaster's office* Can I speak with you in private for a moment?
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Captain Wortshire

#125
November 11, 2020, 09:32:48 AM

Oh...

You...

What do you want?
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Ripred the Gnawer

#126
November 11, 2020, 04:11:07 PM
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on November 10, 2020, 10:47:03 PM

Well, I probably need to see your resume and...

*knock knock*


Yes? Come in!

A humanoid scorpion in western attire enters the room


I've come to talk about certain specifics for my class...


Oh, by the way, Hazel, this is Sting Westclaw, your Economics and Social Studies teacher


Pleasure...
Scorpions have no brains. I don't like them either, because all they can do is sting.
'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
"If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"

Captain Wortshire

#127
November 11, 2020, 04:33:05 PM

I feel insulted...
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Ripred the Gnawer

#128
November 11, 2020, 04:39:38 PM
You should.
'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
"If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"

Flib Bigboat

#129
November 11, 2020, 06:02:12 PM
fine you win I will take the test!
just a minute, I actually have no idea how to get it... do I have to quote something?
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Captain Wortshire

#130
November 11, 2020, 10:07:21 PM

You got lots of balls kid. You're lucky I don't fill you up with bullet holes...

Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 11, 2020, 06:02:12 PM
fine you win I will take the test!
just a minute, I actually have no idea how to get it... do I have to quote something?


Alright:

Step 1: Quote the Post containing the Test.
Step 2: Remove all of my Comments
Step 3: Input your Answers
Step 4: Post

Got it?

Oh, and Westclaw? I'm trying to reserve our medical insurance for extreme cases, so I would appreciate it if you refrain from shooting the students...
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Jarky Thistlebrush

#131
November 12, 2020, 06:25:31 AM
Wortshire, I need to tell you something.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Captain Wortshire

#132
November 12, 2020, 12:41:45 PM

Wait...

You come to my school to look for that Delivery-Guy?

First of all, and let me make this quite clear...

I AM NOT CAPTAIN WORTSHIRE. MY NAME IS MACABRE.

And TWO I haven't seen him in over a month...

HOW COME YOU KEEP MISTAKING ME FOR HIM?

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? GIVE YOU HIS CONTACT INFORMATION? (Which I don't have by the way)
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Flib Bigboat

#133
November 12, 2020, 02:54:44 PM Last Edit: January 18, 2021, 04:29:50 PM by Flib Bigboat
    Test #1
    EVALUATION TEST:

    1. What Color is the Sky?

    • Blue
    • Grey
    • Green
    • Whatever color it's not supposed to be

    2, The World is...

    • Round
    • Flat
    • Our Home
    • A place in the Milky Way that a lot of heroes live in (very dangerous for Macabre)

    3. We strive for...

    • World Peace
    • Chaos
    • Chocolate
    • No More School

    4. Do Monsters Exist?

    • Yes
    • No
    • If you believe in them

    5. What is your view on Politics?

    • Who Cares?
    • Who Cares?
    • Who Cares?
    • I hope we don't have to spend all of class discussing them

    6. I am Motivated by...

    • My Power
    • My Looks
    • Others
    • Whatever's Handy at the Moment

    7. Pluto is a Planet.

    • True
    • False
    • That depends on where in the solar system you live...

    8. What is the Meaning of Life?

    • 42
    • Chaos
    • Other
    • Try not to be a hero

    9. Life is...

    • An Illusion
    • The Now
    • Precious
    • More fun if you don't die every minute

    What is my Proper Title in this Class?

    • Master
    • Sir
    • Teach
    • Some Random Ghostly Bossyboots
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    Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
    Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
    In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
    It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
    Long live the RRR!

    Ripred the Gnawer

    #134
    November 12, 2020, 07:16:23 PM
    LOL, Flib. Love the answer you gave for question 10!
    'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
    "If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"
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