MEAAV - Macabre's Extraordinary Academy for Aspiring Villains

[Captain Wortshire]

Whatever...

Now...

Assignments...

[lass of something much]

O_O


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[Captain Wortshire]

Macabre starts floating and radiating dark energy


Now!!!!!

[Ripred the Gnawer]

Here, now, don't get so worked up. It's not good for little weak things like you. Which assignments do you want us to do, Baby Macabre?

[lass of something much]

*Hides under her desk*

[Captain Wortshire]

You know what...

I was actually considering being nice to you all today...

That is going to change

Macabre casts a dark aura which envelops the room


There you go...

Now any comments on leaving this classroom are declared null and void...

Sooo.....

If you don't want me to start collecting souls or casting Mamudoon...

I would suggest that you finish all the following assignments:

A fat stack of papers appear on everyone's desks

BONUS TEST #1

1. Name a villain motivated by Greed:

2. Name a villain motivated by Love:

3. Name a villain motivated by Hate:

4. Name a villain motivated by Vengeance:

5. Name a villain motivated by Power:

6. Name a villain motivated by Madness:

7. Name a villain motivated by Fear:

8. Name a villain motivated by Hunger:

9. Name a villain motivated by Envy:

10. Name a villain motivated by Desperation:

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BONUS TEST #2

Write a Paragraph about your favorite villain motivation

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BONUS TEST #3

Translate this:
"̴̧̮͓͋N̶̠̬̾́͋e̷̲͓̼͘q̴̘̞̾͐û̴̹́e̸̟͊̄̋ ̷̺̱̌p̸̧̮̋̀̑ó̵̧͔ŕ̵̫r̸͖̀͌o̶̼̳̞̿͒̿ ̶̥̈̑q̵͈̤̏u̷̝̘͌̾i̶̫̤̻͊̽s̵͚̜̹͂̿q̶̘͂̏ű̶͔́a̶̬̦͎̽́m̷͔̱̩̈ ̸̡̛͌̿e̸̳̼̓̑͠s̷̻͇̐͜t̶̘͈̅̔ ̴͖͔̕q̵͎̽͘ų̴̛̖̍͜ì̵̼̘͖̆ ̵̛͇̌̍d̵̹͙̥̋̿o̴͇̐͠l̸̡̇̀́o̶̼̘͑̄ṛ̵͌̚e̷̜͓̞͆͠m̵̨͘ ̷̺̳̆́̋͜ĩ̶̪̜ͅp̴̙̏̂̾s̶̝̥̟͒ú̵̡́̆m̵̙̭͌̌ͅ ̷̢̻̀́q̷̪̘̣̈́͒ů̸͖̰̑̄i̶̻̊̊͠ǎ̸͇̣͕͝ ̵̡̗̦̅d̸̥͉̭̒o̵̝̩͌ͅl̵̢̇ò̷͙̹̄r̵̠̂͝͝ ̶̣͖̭̐̎̌ś̵̠̋̔í̶̺̭t̵̳̥͂͛̉ ̵̨̪̃̋ä̵̩́͛̈m̵̡̱̮̓e̸̢͎͍̾t̶̳̏̒̎,̸̛͇͑̋ ̸̰͔̿̿̅͜c̵̢͒̈́o̵̥̠͓̍n̸͈̖͛͆s̸̒͜e̸̡̐c̶͚̎̂ṯ̴̻͕̎̕e̵̺͊̈́͆t̶̘́ũ̷̝r̶̹̰̽̚,̶̞̯͉̉ ̷̞̻̦͆̾͌a̸̮̐̂̕d̴͇̞͗i̸̜̫͛p̵̥͍̔͠i̴̜̯̓ş̷̖̈́̀͘c̸̱̰̄ï̷̘̿ ̵̖͋̊̕v̴͖̄̿͝e̴̗͆̎͝l̸̰͓͎̓͛͝ị̴͓̥̌̄̄t̴̠̱̏̇͝.̶̞̈̇.̷͔̙̄.̸̪̱̓"̴̘͔͗̉

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BONUS TEST #4

1. Fill in all the blanks:
"I don't like to feel good. I like to feel ______." - Skeletor

2. Fill in all the blanks:
"I find your lack of _____ disturbing." - Darth Vader

3. Fill in all the blanks:
"I'll get you, __ ______ — and your little ___ too!" - The Wicked Witch of the West

4. Fill in all the blanks:
"As you know, _______ is like _______... all it takes is a little ____." - Joker

5. Fill in all the blanks:
"Never go in against a ________ when _____ is on the line." - Vizzini

6. Fill in all the blanks:
"We ____ in a _________ time—don't we, Will? - neither ______ nor ____. Half ________ are the _____ of it. Any ________ _______ would either ____ me or give me my _____." - Dr. Hannibal Lecter

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BONUS TEST #5

Take a moment to think about what you have done...

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Now excuse me, I need to check on the other facilities in this institution...

And if you are thinking about doing any business, your English teacher will be keeping an eye on you all...

TEASHIRE

A scrawny cat wearing a bowler hat appears in the room.


Greetings Macabre

So, thee wanteth me to keepeth an eye on these brats, c'rrect?

v'ry well then...

Teashire floats over the desk with a wide grin...

Macabre teleports out of the room


So...

Thee very much did light his fuse didn't thee?

Bett'r finish thy w'rk bef're that gent gets backeth

[lass of something much]

*Looks through her notes....* ...Did I forget to write these notes down....I don't remember being taught about this.......
*Quiet mutterings continue, as she disparity tries to find the answers*

[Booklover]

"Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line." - Vizzini

[Ripred the Gnawer]

I got them.

Macabre, you have to figure out which answer goes to which test. I am not labeling them.

1. Name a villain motivated by Greed: Thanos

2. Name a villain motivated by Love:

3. Name a villain motivated by Hate: Pearlpelt

4. Name a villain motivated by Vengeance: Gulo

5. Name a villain motivated by Power: Twirltongue

6. Name a villain motivated by Madness: Pearlpelt

7. Name a villain motivated by Fear:

8. Name a villain motivated by Hunger:

9. Name a villain motivated by Envy:

10. Name a villain motivated by Desperation: Pearlpelt

Translate this:
Alabama coach Nick Saban has tested positive for COVID-19 and will not coach Saturday's game against Auburn.

1. Fill in all the blanks:
"I don't like to feel good. I like to feel bad." - Skeletor

2. Fill in all the blanks:
"I find your lack of knowledge disturbing." - Darth Vader

3. Fill in all the blanks:
"I'll get you, your friends — and your little dog too!" - The Wicked Witch of the West

4. Fill in all the blanks:
"As you know, _______ is like _______... all it takes is a little ____." - Joker

5. Fill in all the blanks:
"Never go in against a ________ when _____ is on the line." - Vizzini

6. Fill in all the blanks:
"We live in a strange time—don't we, Will? - neither death nor life. Half ________ are the _____ of it. Any ________ _______ would either kill me or give me my _____." - Dr. Hannibal Lecter

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But I didn't do them all.

[Captain Wortshire]

I knoweth not if 't be true i am did allow to bid thee this, but thou art did allow to behold up answ'rs online

[lass of something much]

*Has worked herself into a state of panic*

[Ripred the Gnawer]

Don't panic, Lassie! I made Mac mad. That is a very good thing.

[lass of something much]

*Feels ill*

[Ripred the Gnawer]

Don't. Be happy.

[Booklover]

Don't panic, Lassie! I made Mac mad. That is a very good thing.

Yes, listen to (or read, I suppose) the large friendly letters on the front cover of the Guide.