THE DAWN OF A NEW ERA - THE PORTAL

[Verdauga]

Sooooooo.... you're frustrated?

[WorshipTiria]

Yup.

[Verdauga]

. . . Okay then

[The Shadow of Korriban]

All of these strange events have left me famished.  @Russa Nodrey, pls bring me some toi.

[Russa Nodrey]

Some what?

[The Shadow of Korriban]

All of these strange events have left me famished.  @Russa Nodrey, pls bring me some toi.

[Russa Nodrey]

Okay, but I don't know what that is.

[Captain Wortshire]

The thing is, you still believe that I am the Good Captain...

Let me ask you, did anybody notice my transition in taste from coffee to tea? You would probably know by now because I already told you...

As for an full out invasion, what did you expect? A portal that opened up to the land of candy and snow?

If you seriously think you know me... What is my Name?


*The Shadows are growing inpatient...*

[Verdauga]

The thing is, you still believe that I am the Good Captain...

If you aren't, that's not a good plan.
Anyway, you'll have to excuse our lack of noticement in the Cellars. We figured the transition from coffee to tea was just another case of Retconning. And seriously, an invasion? you didn't even mask it. Even my enemies *Points to a beast off in the distance.* and my allies *Nods to a mysterious figure behind me.* use a little bit of intrigue. Think. Just think, how much more effective this invasion would be if you had us stand over a subway tunnel in Hectaville, and used that system to ferry your troops to locations all throughout the Cellars. As it stands now,  they are so dearly funneled into our responsive attacks, making defending the Cellars from you and yours so much more facile.
And seriously, do you want me to head back to my office and get your file? If you were stopped right here, you'd go down in Cellars history as a nobody who thought he was somebody when he could've been Captain Wortshire.

(This is fun )

[Kade Rivok]

Verdauga, that "ally" you have there was mackin on Teer in another thread.

Just saying.

[Verdauga]

I don't have to worry about him. I control whether he lives or dies. Speaking of that incident though, I'm gonna go apologize to Teer, so.... hold the fort while I'm gone?

[Kade Rivok]

*Hugs the fort.*  On it.

[Verdauga]

I am back.

[Kade Rivok]

I'm not letting go.

[Verdauga]

Good. Let the hug flow through you.