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THE DAWN OF A NEW ERA - THE PORTAL

Started by Captain Wortshire, November 06, 2020, 12:28:58 PM

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Russa Nodrey

#15
November 10, 2020, 12:10:16 AM
This seems a smol tad sketchy.
Freddy

Jarky Thistlebrush

#16
November 10, 2020, 06:10:38 AM
I'm sure it's perfectly safe! *Stands in the circle*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Captain Wortshire

#17
November 10, 2020, 08:58:04 AM
Let's see now...

*starts pouring sulphur in a circle around the group and pulls out a red book*

*The Koppa Tengu are gathering in the sky*

I knew that he would just donate this instead of destroying it, that's why I couldn't find it back in the fortress...

*begins flipping pages as eyes begin glowing a shade of yellow*
Thousands of years of pent up rage...

And nobody noticed the exchange...

Now there is just one thing left to do...

Maeigaon!!!

マエイガオン

*Dark clouds begin to form as a bolt of red strikes the outer rim of the circle, igniting the sulphur*

HAHAAHAAA!!! YES!!! I CAN"T BELIEVE I PULLED IT OFF!!!

I would stand back now, if I were you...

*The ground is beginning to rumble*
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
[close]

Jarky Thistlebrush

#18
November 10, 2020, 09:12:34 AM
Huh, this seems fun. @Russa Nodrey, didn't I tell you it was safe?
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Russa Nodrey

#19
November 10, 2020, 09:54:11 AM
Yes, you did. *Glances around nervously* I think I'll just watch from a safe distance. *Moves to Russia*
Freddy

Captain Wortshire

#20
November 10, 2020, 10:14:16 AM
*Clouds start forming into a vortex over the circle as the ground begins to crack, forming into a flaming portal*
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
[close]

Verdauga

#21
November 10, 2020, 01:49:57 PM
Sooooo, do I cleave somebody, or close the portal?
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Captain Wortshire

#22
November 10, 2020, 05:51:21 PM
Sorry, but all attempts to close the portal would be futile.

Only I have the power over the portal...

*The portal continues to spread. Growls and screeches are coming from it*
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
[close]

Jarky Thistlebrush

#23
November 10, 2020, 08:09:06 PM
You know what this means?!
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PETS!
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The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

WorshipTiria

#24
November 10, 2020, 09:48:30 PM
YEY
*slings his "pet" sling stone into the portal.*
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Captain Wortshire

#25
November 10, 2020, 10:38:49 PM
*Shadowy hands emerge and grip the edge of the portal, causing an infection which slowly starts to spread across the land*
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
[close]

WorshipTiria

#26
November 10, 2020, 11:06:48 PM
*slings three more "pets" into the portal*
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Jarky Thistlebrush

#27
November 11, 2020, 04:56:14 AM
*Reaches into the portal and pulls out a puppy* AWWWW! Russa, look what you've missed out on!
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

WorshipTiria

#28
November 11, 2020, 05:05:28 AM
*I see my chance and dive right into the portal*
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Russa Nodrey

#29
November 11, 2020, 06:57:24 AM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on November 11, 2020, 04:56:14 AM
*Reaches into the portal and pulls out a puppy* AWWWW! Russa, look what you've missed out on!
*Is watching Wort's live stream of the event from somewhere in Russia* Hmm...perhaps I was too hasty.
Freddy
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