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[Flib Bigboat]

*accidentally pours a bucket of cold water over Russa's head, quite by accident*
Oops, sorry! I hope that didn't wake her up... I don't want her to get mad at me.

[Russa Nodrey]

*Doesn't wake up*

*Possibly dead*

[Flib Bigboat]

*feels relieved*
I can eat her share of dinner, if she isn't awake by then.

[WorshipTiria]

*Doesn't wake up*

*Possibly dead*

I could make sure she's dead!

*pulls out an AWP*

( I know that's for long range but it works in point blank range )

[Ripred the Gnawer]

Thank goodness. You are good at killing things, and she knows it, so if she is not really dead she will get scared and wake up.

[WorshipTiria]

Alright

3...

*Loads AWP*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Still asleep*

[Kade Rivok]

*Doesn't wake up*

*Possibly dead*

*Doesn't know what's going on.*  HEIMLICH MANEUVER ACTIVATE!  *Heimlich Maneuver activates.*

[Russa Nodrey]

Aaaagh! Whaaaaat?!

[Flib Bigboat]

*feels upset because now I can't eat Russa's dinner*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*Doesn't wake up*

*Possibly dead*

*Doesn't know what's going on.*  HEIMLICH MANEUVER ACTIVATE!  *Heimlich Maneuver activates.*

*facepaw* This was the one thing I didn't miss.

[Verdauga]

To be fair, that is the most distinctly Kade-like maneuvre.

[Booklover]

Also the most distinctly Kade like statement.

[Verdauga]

True, true.

[Kade Rivok]

I'm very much me, most of the time 

Aaaagh! Whaaaaat?!

Hush now, I'm helping.  *Heimlich Maneuver remains activated.*