Cellar Updates and News - what you NEED to know!

[lass of something much]

*Dismisses the furaonas and Arsene unit.*

*Drinks Lass' coffee*

*Turns into a coffeeless monster*

[Flib Bigboat]

*drinks the peppermint tea*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Tip toes back into chair*

>.>
<.<

*Shuffles papers* ANYWHO. Flib, please be a doll and get me some of that tea would you? With maybe some crackers on the side, but not too burnt or drowned in gravy. Lass, as far as the lasagna goes, any further update?

[Ally046]

*Throws up on Lass' footpaw*

[Russa Nodrey]

The biggest news stories happen when you least expect them to.

[Flib Bigboat]

*Tip toes back into chair*

>.>
<.<

*Shuffles papers* ANYWHO. Flib, please be a doll and get me some of that tea would you? With maybe some crackers on the side, but not too burnt or drowned in gravy. Lass, as far as the lasagna goes, any further update?

How dare you call me a doll. Get them yourself, if you want them that bad.

[lass of something much]

*Tip toes back into chair*

>.>
<.<

*Shuffles papers* ANYWHO. Flib, please be a doll and get me some of that tea would you? With maybe some crackers on the side, but not too burnt or drowned in gravy. Lass, as far as the lasagna goes, any further update?

Oh I'm afraid the situation is truly horrible, Sebias, the layers are crushing the poor tadpoles like flies.  But we are now working on a cover to shield our brave warriors. We can only hope they're on time

[Flib Bigboat]

*is sulking in a corner*

[Mara the Wolf]

*Mara looks around for the CRU*

*The fursonas can't find the CRU*

*Riley slips poison into peppermint tea and gravy*

*Riley brings a tray to Sebias with peppermint tea, biscuits, crackers, and a full gravy boat*

Riley: Here you are, sir.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Ooh, thanks. *Chugs*

*Chokes for a smol sec* *Squints at cup* Gnarly. *Chugs the rest*

[Flib Bigboat]

*Mara looks around for the CRU*

*The fursonas can't find the CRU*

@Captain Wortshire

[Captain Wortshire]

*Mara looks around for the CRU*

*The fursonas can't find the CRU*

@Captain Wortshire

SOME SUNNY BEACH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE

*The Moving-Fortress is parked on some beach while a small group are basking in the sun*

D̷i̶d̷ ̷y̵o̸u̸ ̶g̵u̴y̵s̷ ̷h̸e̵a̵r̸ ̷s̶o̵m̵e̸t̴h̵i̵n̵g̷ ̵o̵r̶ ̸w̵a̵s̶ ̷i̸t̵ ̷j̸u̷s̴t̵ ̸m̵e̸?̵

I̷̳̋t̷͙̍'̶̫͛s̸̠͋ ̷̬́j̷̗̈́u̶̞̎s̶̺̉t̶͓̾ ̵͕̓y̶̤͝ö̷̦́ǘ̵̜.̵̞̌.̸̣́.̸̬͆

[Mara the Wolf]

(Worty, you need to make the CRU easier to understand)

[Flib Bigboat]

Where in arda is Ashleg when we need him?

[Mara the Wolf]

Arda?