Cellar Updates and News - what you NEED to know!

[Flib Bigboat]

... Are you Antonio?

[Kade Rivok]

Antonio is not my name.

[Flib Bigboat]

Breaking news: Verdauga is taking an online tutorial to take over the Cellars!

[Kade Rivok]

*le gasp*

[Flib Bigboat]

I thought you knew already.

[Kade Rivok]

The gasp was for dramatic effect.

[Flib Bigboat]

Oh, ok then. I thank you for your most excellent and convincing support, my good sir.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Proceeding from this most startling revelation, we have started a petition to have Verdauga's guns forcefully loaded with jelly beans instead of bullets. Studies have shown this to be a great way of preventing crime. To join this noble movement, simply go to www.stopthetakeover.jellybean.nz and vote "Jellybean Verdauga's guns" in the box below.

[Flib Bigboat]

O.O You should start with One-Eye's guns first.

[Ally046]

Nahhhhhh.

[Flib Bigboat]

It'll be safer tho, when he can't kill Corndauga opposers anymore...

[Ally046]

This just in, Kade has accepted a marriage proposal!

We are currently unaware of the other party's identity.

I do 

[Kade Rivok]

-_-

Might want to rethink this, because I was technically responding to your post.

[Ally046]

: D

We were clearly talking about different things.

[Kade Rivok]

You're a quick draw on those edits.