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[One-Eye the wildcat]

*Loads gun....Realizes it was already loaded......Shoots the ground, then reloads it and stands the epically *

*Screams, pulls out an m16, and shoots the lamp*

WHO GAVE LASS A GUN!?!

*Slowly raises paw*

[lass of something much]

*Pokes Verdie with the gun*

*Snatches the gun away.* I can't trust y'all, can I?

*Unsnatches it and shoots Verdie's footpaw*
Mhehehe!
*Runs away cackle-giggling*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Oi! Leave my poor husband's footpaw alone!

[Scott McLamok]

*Pokes Verdie with the gun*

*Snatches the gun away.* I can't trust y'all, can I?

*Unsnatches it and shoots Verdie's footpaw*
Mhehehe!
*Runs away cackle-giggling*

Now.....Killhim

[lass of something much]

But...He's my friend!...Eh, I can always use my life force to revive him, and my bending to heal him... *Shoots Verdie*

[Scott McLamok]

'Ight! Now we can make drama!

[Booklover]

Spoiler

THIS CHANNEL HAS BEEN HIJACKED BY UNIT CB-1
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(And it appears that the other news channel whose name I've never tried to remember has been plotting to steal our (that is, DDB News') viewers again by faking attacks on them and their channrl. *huffs* We will not stand for it!)

[Verdauga]

*Looks down and feels the gunshot wound in my chest.*
*Takes slow, deliberate steps over to Lass and towers over the child.*
. . .why. . .?
*Falls to the ground.*

[Captain Wortshire]

B̷̪̆W̷͇̬̠͖̥͕̳͕̰͑́ͅȄ̴̡̡͙̳̩̫͈̗̃̇͒̂̐̓͊͗̕͝ͅÈ̶̡̢̡͚̼̗̭̺̺̤̞͉̝͙̉̏͘̕͜Ṗ̸̜̯̣̭͕̱̤̂̉̊͗̃͛̅̃͘͝ ̴̧̛͓̪̻̜̱̙̬̤̣̖̘̘̓̐̾̒̌̓̀̀̀̿̌̐͜B̷̢̧͓͓̜͖̟͓͙̫̟̜̯̔͆͗̓͂̾͌̃̓̌͛̓͐̿͊͝Ȁ̴̢̢̞͖̟̳̗̫̰͔̀̓͌̍̍͝ ̷̡̨̧̛̺̬͕̺̼̩̦̓̑͑́̐̕ͅͅḂ̴͓͕̟̝̲̫͕̜̼͜W̷̗̤̦͛͑͗̆͘Ȩ̷̨̞̺̰͔͍̦̠̼̟̜̤̙͊̽̇̂͜͜͝͝E̶̡͕̩̖̭͕̣̪͓̠̜̅̆̿̈́͂̉̄̊̓͌̏̕̚͝͝Ė̵̡̝̝̬̪͚͖̰̮̓̈́̌̀̎̕͜͠͝Ẻ̴̛̬̣̬͉̇̂̇͌̆͊̉́̂͘̕͘Ë̴̛̤̟̟̠́͂́͛͑̔̄͒̈́̉P̶̬̲͈̻̰̤͖̭̹͕̫̠̋́͒̈̍͛̊̽̀̋̉͜͝ ̵̡̘͔̼͓̬̫̯̩̳͙͎̯͂̇̀̔̾͆̏̑͘̕̚͜͠B̵̼̱̫̘̏̌̏̊͆͌̌̿̋͋̓Ę̵̳̦̿̍͌́̆̚Ȩ̵̛͆̈́͋̋̌̉̎E̷͔̻̙͔̯̱̙̯͖̯̼͎͐̃͆̃͂̃̑̎̂̋̿̕̕̚E̷̹͑Ȇ̷͜Ȅ̴̛̩̂͗̈́̾̌̿Ṕ̷̛͇̓͆̈́͆̊̾͒́ ̴͕̂̊͒́͒̈́́͂̈́̾̆̈́͘̕͝ͅW̵͔̳̪̙̻͇̏͌͋̆̐͠ͅI̵̡̙̣̬͕̜̤͎̫̥̺̘̠̠̠͗̎͆̂͐̀̕͝R̸̜̞̰̝̯̝͊͑̐̅́̎͌͌͘R̵̮̖̖͍̫̹̓́̇́̾͗͜͜R̵̗͇̦̹̙̙̀͛̂̆̑̃̏̍͘͝͝͠R̸̢̠̱̗̯͍̼̘͍͕̠͎͇͇̜̉͒̅̎͛́̎̍̌̕͜ ̸̢͈̗̯̿́̅͋͊̕͜͝B̸̧̧̩̫̘̟̰͉͕̼̘̤͍͕̒A̶̛͕̜̭͕̳͚͔̱͚͎̤̰̔̇͋̑́̒͑̓͆ͅͅẈ̴͖̹̱͇͕̱̦͂͌̑͒͊A̵̛͕̘͇͈̘̝̦͔̝̍̐̊̉͊̍́͂͘ ̴̡̧̛̙̀̈́̏̽̂͋̇̿̔̂̑̈́͝B̷̨̡̛̛̜̙̺̗̞̞̥͓̪̜̋̈́̍̿͌͆ͅW̶̧̛̛͙̹̲̭̗̫̙̹͈̦̿̾̋̀̈̑̌͝Ę̶̯̗͎̙̪̬̜̃̈́͌̄͊̓̉͒͊͜Ë̷͚̲̙͎̭̹͇̹̱͙͎̻͓̫͇̟̇̀͋͘Ę̴̨̬͎͈̱̰̳̝̲̭̠̯̻̪̅̏͑̓̈̈͛̓̄̍͋̍̚̕͝P̶͉̳̺̥̄̉̈́̊͆̂͐̐̑͆̀͠ͅ

CB-1, I'll take it from here...

My deepest apologies, but CB-1 has a very hard time being understood by others...

I feel like I should introduce myself but what's the point...

Oh dear, what just happened?

[lass of something much]

*Looks down and feels the gunshot wound in my chest.*
*Takes slow, deliberate steps over to Lass and towers over the child.*
. . .why. . .?
*Falls to the ground.*

Sorry! Scott told me to! *gently turns Verdie over, and, after taking out the bullet- starts using her waterbending to reconnect the broken skin, tissue damage, and such*

[Verdauga]

*Is dead.*

[Booklover]

DDB News 7:30pm broadcast: (alright, it's slightly late, but don't blame us!)
We stand in solidarity with our compatriots at the news station that is terrible and should never be watched the other news station, as their top newsperson person has recently been killed in a dreadful attack. We extend our congratulationsdolences to his friends and family, and hope that the culprit is caught soon (so we can give him a medal).

[lass of something much]

*Is dead.*

I know, I know, but I had to heal you first.. *uses her lifeforce to revive Verdie*

[Verdauga]

*Remains deceased.*

[lass of something much]

Meh, alright then, Verdie! Don't say I didn't try