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[Flib Bigboat]

*stares intently at Ally*

[Ally046]

*stares intently back at Flib*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Stares intently*

[Flib Bigboat]

*stares intently at Russa*

[Mara the Wolf]

*Stabs Flib with a pencil*

[Flib Bigboat]

Are you secretly my nine-year-old younger sister?

[Mara the Wolf]

No, why?

*Stabs Flib in the back of her head with said pencil*

[Flib Bigboat]

*Stabs Flib with a pencil*

She does this all the time.

[Mara the Wolf]

Hopefully not irl

But no, I'm not your sister. Now, if you'll die already, I need to get two more kills after you.

*Drives pencil deeply as possible into Flib's brain*

[Flib Bigboat]

She does it IRL, whenever she's annoyed at me. I suppose I'm not a very good sister.
But I've been stabbed enough times to know that pencils can give you scars, but they can't dig that deep into your head.

[Mara the Wolf]

Really? John Wick must not use ordinary pencils.

[Flib Bigboat]

They can't kill me. I'm too irritating.

[lass of something much]

*Eats Flib, Ally, and Masika*

[Flib Bigboat]

I have a better idea.
*kills myself with fire*

[Verdauga]

*Facedesks.*