Cellar Updates and News - what you NEED to know!

[Dannflower Reguba]

[Admin:]  I will now re-iterate that this aggressive/combative line of posting WILL stop. This is not a request, this is a command, knock it off. Additional reminder: both my words, and the words of any mod when performing our duties carry the same weight as the forum rules. Failure to abide by our words (when posting for moderation) as such will have similar results to breaking said rules.

[lass of something much]

 

Wow, so this is what happens when I%u2019m  not here to keep Scottie is check%u2026 *Grabs Scott*
No more fighting in this topic, take it to one of the hundreds of cellars war threads Also don%u2019t  get too graphic..

Please? *Gives Scott a kith on the cheek*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Breaking news: The bread has been stolen! President Ashleg has announced a hundred dollar bounty on the beast who brings the thief to justice!

[lass of something much]

Ashleg the great is back?!?!?

[Kade Rivok]

I'm going to assume there was a post between V's and D's posts that was removed...?

In other news:  There has been a motion put forward by one Abbey dweller (who wishes to remain anonymous) that, due to the high amount of crushes and relationships developing in the community, the forum name should be changed to Romance Abbey.  We will update you more when new information becomes available.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Ashleg the great is back?!?!?

Ah... No. I just wanted to get a bit more attention.

[lass of something much]

How very interesting. More on that, after the weather.

*Camera turns off, then on again a bit later*

Heeello Redwall abbey.
I'm Lass, and today, I'm here to tell you the weather!
From pages 43 to 10 there will be heavy lasagna showers until page three, where it clears out into DDBs and spam, so you'll wait to put on your OP coats 🧥
Until page 1 and 2, where the sun is hot, and snow deep, with a few DDBs and Modmin showers.

Aaand back to you with the news, Kade! 

[Kade Rivok]

*Is stuffing his face with tacos.*

Ah, um... *Hastily hides tacos.*  There have been reports of another so called cyborg uprising, and news from the field has been mixed.  Initial findings found that the cyborgs wanted to eradicate normal life to make all one with machines.  Now, however, most of of our reporters have said that everything is fine and that the cyborgs mean no harm and that we should all go and meet them.  There has been some instances of the reports we've received simply consisting of "Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto" being sung on loop, which we assume to be a part of some sort of online meme.

We'll keep a close eye on this as the situation develops.  Now, onto sports news!  *Waits for the camera to stop looking at him so he can get back to his tacos.*

[lass of something much]

Psst, the sports were moved to next week due to weather!

[Kade Rivok]

*Has ducked under the news desk to continue eating tacos.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Nah, sports is on today.

The League of Avenging Mice have taken the victory again, with a whooping nineteen points over eight! In a very unexpected move of celebration, their fans have taken to drinking the blood of the opposition! The police were investigating the scene, and decided that the victims probably deserved it anyway, and have joined in.

Over onto the HS Soccer, they yellow team has been beaten yet again, but they're still keeping their morale up, and preparing for an awesome comeback! Team Captain is very hopeful, and still holds to the statement that "My team is the best team ever."

Thank you for your support. I will see you, next time.

*camera turns off*

[Ally046]

"And, next in the program, an ad break!

*Camera footage resumes*
*Displays about ten intricate knifes*

😀 "Hello, I'm Ally!
Do you have any blades laying about?     
Please, stop by my office!
Accepting donations, gifts, and offers.

[Russa Nodrey]

*Collects some knives in a cardboard box and leaves to go to Ally's office*

[Flib Bigboat]

"And, next in the program, an ad break!

*Camera footage resumes*
*Displays about ten intricate knifes*

😀 "Hello, I'm Ally!
Do you have any blades laying about?     
Please, stop by my office!
Accepting donations, gifts, and offers.

YOU ARE STEALING THEM ALL FROM ME.

[Scott McLamok]

Mod: This is not a fighting or dueling topic, and it will not turn into one. If you wish to continue this, keep it in the proper place.

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