This Topic Was Made Using Whaleware

[Coobreedan]

HAPPEE BURFDAY!
YO.
Ah'm made of chalk.
MEOW. SRZLY.
BLAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!111!!
...

[Matthias720]

[Coobreedan]

Are you THE Matthias720 from Chex Quest? Just askin'.

[Matthias720]

Yes. ^_^

[Coobreedan]

Cool!

Do you have Whaleware Lite? I got it for free in an offer.

[Matthias720]

Nope. I'm running the developer version of 5.0.

[winifred]

PLEASE can someone just explain whaleware a tiny bit?

[DanielofRedwall]

^

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/whaleware

I actually read through pretty much all of the "Evil Game" where it was invented. That is how I found out about how many internets you had, Matthias, and how I have given you one.

[Matthias720]

PLEASE can someone just explain whaleware a tiny bit?

In short, Whaleware is fictitious software that does everything, and more. Applications for it are endless.

[Coobreedan]

Nope. I'm running the developer version of 5.0.

Awesome!

[DanielofRedwall]

Warning: Whaleware may attempt to steal Christmas.

[Matthias720]

But at least it will never threaten to stab you...

[DanielofRedwall]

LOL! XD

Whaleware may threaten your family and loved ones. If this happens, keep calm and do what it tells you to do. That way, nobody will be hurt.

[Matthias720]

Whaleware is now preapproved for anyone between the ages of 150 and 200.

[DanielofRedwall]

Avoid contact with the eyes. If Whaleware gets in the eyes, wash with cold, clear water.

Do not swallow. If Whaleware is swallowed, seek medical advice.

Too much Whaleware may cause you to become dependent on it. Keep to the recommended dosage.