The Wedding of SheEvie!

[Sebias of Redwall]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? A bit isn't too bad. Try it on salad. It's good for the ears. 

[lass of something much]

* Infant Lass starts eating a pink ribbon

Uh, guys? Lass is choking on a ribbon.

^^^^^^^ (Didn't think anyone cared, but I'm glad you at least noticed)

[Kade Rivok]

So, I've been called on to make a salad, huh?  This is a good idea.  *Gets the oven ready.*

[Booklover]

Ummm... does salad really need an oven?

[Kade Rivok]

Ask @🌽, I believe she'll be able to explain to you just how necessary it is.

[Booklover]

But salad doesn't always need an oven.

[Cornflower MM]

...... No. No ovens for salad, Kade, we've discussed this.

[Kade Rivok]

Whaaaaaaat?!

Ok, ok, but the cilantro is definitely fine, right?

[lass of something much]

NO

[Russa Nodrey]

Put the cilantro in the oven and BURN IT TO ASH!!!

[Kade Rivok]

No no, the ash comes in later in the recipe.  Geez, y'all are acting like you don't even know what salads are!

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

-_- I'm going to have my work cut out for me when you come to visit.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Haw does the cake taste?

Ebby made a typo! Ebby made a typo!

Who puts salt in cake?

People who know what they're doing.

[lass of something much]

(Teer, that's Evie XD)

[Ripred the Gnawer]

Haw does the cake taste?

Ebby made a typo! Ebby made a typo!

Life is cram-packed full of hums and haws (e.g. throat clearings, coughs, stammerings, etc.), Teer. Especially when people make mistakes and try to cover them up.