The Wedding of Seer of NothingRed

[Kade Rivok]

Never fear, my child; I am here to save you... from being alone. *Left toe clings to Seb.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Ahhhhh! The betrayal runs deep! *Chomps toe*

[lass of something much]

Sika....Scott and I were holding them captive until the preparations were ready..

[Sebias of Redwall]

Gee, rude.

Fine, I'll do it myself. *Flicks towel at thread and knocks everybeast flat* *Dumps a boatload of Kreg's pugs on Masika* *Teleports Teer out of Kade's fluff, then teleports Kade into his fluff* *Chucks everybeast else across a wide field*

Right, Teer, you go to- *whispers* -and I'll go to- *whispers*. *Flicks paw and disappears in a poof of orange smoke*

[Kade Rivok]

lol no

[Sebias of Redwall]

 

*Sips juice from my epic hiding place*

[Mara the Wolf]

Sheesh, Seb is really against marriage. Oh well. *casts knockout spell on Seb*

[Sebias of Redwall]

D:

*Gets knocked out*

[Russa Nodrey]

Wait, wait, we can make this work! I found a thing where you can just answer a few basic questions and then you get the papers.

Oooh.

Very useful, yes. Just give me a bit to find the link again.

*Waits patiently*

[Mara the Wolf]

Lass, Scott, tell me next time you're holding 'em hostage so I don't steal 'em back again. Now, help me with preparations! *uses binding spells on Seb and Teer*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*is already thoroughly stuck in Kade's fluff, but thankfully protected from any spells by the density of it*

*calls from inside Kade's fluff* Russa, here's the link! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JAiocqKftgasY6RzATo8i5pdD9LyGJX527Zg58ruigU/edit?usp=drivesdk

[Scott McLamok]

Lass, Scott, tell me next time you're holding 'em hostage so I don't steal 'em back again. Now, help me with preparations! *uses binding spells on Seb and Teer*

I'm not on your side! You know this right? *Wink wink*

[Russa Nodrey]

Thank you. I can't directly edit the document unless I download an app, so I'll just post it here.

Important Document

Bypass law school questionnaire:


Do strawberries grow on trees?   Yes, of course.

How does a cabbage feel when it is boiled?   Probably like it's relaxing in a hot tub...and then it suddenly dies. Poor cabbage.

What is the second most dangerous weapon in America?   Chuck E. Cheese.

How many oak trees come from an pinecone?   7.5

What is the most romantic shape?   Any rhombus.

Do froads exist?   Yes, obviously.

[close]

Woo! That was tough, but I think I nailed it.

[lass of something much]

Lass, Scott, tell me next time you're holding 'em hostage so I don't steal 'em back again. Now, help me with preparations! *uses binding spells on Seb and Teer*

I'm not on your side! You know this right? *Wink wink*

Yeah, Sika, what gave you that idea?

[Scott McLamok]

Heh! *Grabs Seb* Scott out! *Flies away*