The Wedding of Seer of NothingRed

[Mara the Wolf]

Eclipse Dragon, Eclipse Beam! Kill Scott!

*Eclipse Dragon uses Eclipse Beam*

[Scott McLamok]

*Is sitting on the dragon* Nice shot! There go the polar ice caps!

[Mara the Wolf]

*Stabs Scott's oxygen tank* Buh-bye!

[Scott McLamok]

*Bounces harmlessly off his beskar tank* Stay on your half of the dragon!

[Mara the Wolf]

That's it! I must dip into a fandom I never got into!

*Pulls out Lightsaber* Prepare to die! *Swings lightsaber at Scott's neck*

[Scott McLamok]

*Catches the light sabre with his beskar mesh glove* You do realize you are fighting a guy who mainly consists of Star Wars weaponry and equipment right?

[lass of something much]

*Giggles*

Overpowered Newbies are funny

[Scott McLamok]

*Sits down* Can you tell the dragon to shoot China next?

[lass of something much]

Nah, I have friends there

[Mara the Wolf]

No. I just killed the polar bears. I'm not killing the red pandas!

*Catches the light sabre with his beskar mesh glove* You do realize you are fighting a guy who mainly consists of Star Wars weaponry and equipment right?

Unfortunately. I never watched, read, or played Star Wars. Except for a few episodes of the clone wars.

Also, Scott, I AM your mother! (I can't be your father, I'm a girl! And cisgender!)

[Scott McLamok]

Noice! Red pandas are cute! Wait....So I'm adopted? My mom isn't my mom? *Cries* Are you my real mom?

[lass of something much]

Your mother is trying to kill you o.o

[Mara the Wolf]

*Swings lightsaber at Scott's neck* Nah, just the only Star Wars thing I know!

[Scott McLamok]

Oh okay....*Smacks the lightsabre away* Can you like not?

[Mara the Wolf]

*Stabs Scott with lightsaber in stomach* Like not what?