The Wedding of Seer of NothingRed

[Flib Bigboat]

*Quietly vacates the premises*

*High fives One-eye*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Let's get this wedding back on track. Oh, @Sebias of Redwall!

*has the knives*

[Mara the Wolf]

*Has a pack of giant mythological canines, a minotaur, and a dragon or two*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*the cake can't be cut without the knives, and the victims of Sika's cruelty cannot be wed without the cake being cut*

*evil laughter*

[Flib Bigboat]

*hides*

[Kade Rivok]

*Cuts the cake with his enchanted fork.*

[Booklover]

*cake disintegrates because of how OP the fork is*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*evil laughter continues*

[Kade Rivok]

*Magics a new one into place.  One far more powerful than the last.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*still has the knives*

[Booklover]

The cake is more powerful? Does that mean it's richer?

[Kade Rivok]

It is very stronk

[Booklover]

So... Does it taste strong? Or look strong? Or is it likely to win Bake Off?

[Russa Nodrey]

*High fives Russa*

*High fives Flib*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*has a slightly parched voice from laughing evilly* Kade, can you please pass me some peppermint tea? There should be a cup of it on the table.