The Wedding of Seer of NothingRed

[Mara the Wolf]

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join @Sebias of Redwall and @shisteer of nothing much in holy matrimony.

[Russa Nodrey]

Good.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Ew no.

[lass of something much]

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join @Sebias of Redwall and @shisteer of nothing much in holy matrimony.

Pssst! Sika! Wrong ship name!

[Mara the Wolf]

Psst! Lass! Fixed! Don't make me marry you to The Grey Coincidence or HeadInAnotherGalaxy!

[shisteer of nothing much]

Alright, the name is slightly better now, but the concept is still disastrous. Not gonna happen.

[Russa Nodrey]

Yeah, you are sort of already married to Verdauga...

[shisteer of nothing much]

Exactly! And Skarzs! Two husbands will do me nicely. I don't need any more.

[Mara the Wolf]

@shisteer of nothing much
Oh yes it is!
*Tackles shisteer*
Don't make me hogtie you!

@Russa Nodrey
So? Skarz is married to at least three people. So, polygamy. Or a divorce from Verdauga and/or Skarz. Either works.

[Sebias of Redwall]

The chicken is not amused.

Yeah, you are sort of already married to Verdauga...

^^^ Wise words.

Alright, the name is slightly better now, but the concept is still disastrous. Not gonna happen.

I mean, that never stopped me before.  (I'm not helping. >.>) Although, the main difference is that I had the needed authority and power that comes from being one of the ordained.
Thus, this is moot unless...
...
..
...
*Casually discourages Keva from checking the forum*

[shisteer of nothing much]

THERE WILL BE NO DIVORCE OR HOGTYING! *sets Masika's hair on fire and dumps her in a volcano*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Dances on her grave*
... *Falls in volcano* D:

[Mara the Wolf]

*Drags self out of volcano with hogtied Sebias*
*Tosses Sebias into shisteer*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*picks up Seb in mouth, about to eat him, then spits him out* Ew. Yuck. Have a shower.

The chicken is not amused.

Yeah, you are sort of already married to Verdauga...

^^^ Wise words.

Alright, the name is slightly better now, but the concept is still disastrous. Not gonna happen.

I mean, that never stopped me before.  (I'm not helping. >.>) Although, the main difference is that I had the needed authority and power that comes from being one of the ordained.
Thus, this is moot unless...
...
..
...
*Casually discourages Keva from checking the forum*

That's probably a good idea.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Karate chops Masika's knee*