The Wedding of Seer of NothingRed

[Russa Nodrey]

Wait, what is that supposed to do?

[Mara the Wolf]

*raises brow* Isn't that something you do for weddings?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Thank you Verdauga.

Anyway, back to getting the lovebirds to attend their wedding! *Aims rifle at bride and groom* No more running away!

Keva, get a cake! Lass, you're the maid of honor. Who's the best man?

If we die, we won't have to get married. *runs away from Masika*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*raises brow* Isn't that something you do for weddings?

Is it?

Not these ones. They're killers. *Pigeon nibbles at footpaws*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*continues running away, giggling happily at the cunning escape*

[Mara the Wolf]

*Magically close and bolts doors on shisteer*

*Roast pigeons* Sorry pigeons! (I love pigeons!)

[Sebias of Redwall]

MURDERER!!!

[shisteer of nothing much]

*runs smack bang into the doors and goes unconscious*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Tears well up in eyes* B-but my poor pigeons! *Grabs stick*

[Mara the Wolf]

You unleashed killer pigeons on me. I was only defending myself. Plus, I normally wouldn't hurt birdies, especially pigeons! I LOVE pigeons!

Yes! Got shisteer! *Hogties the unconscious shisteer and drags her to the alter* Now for Seb!

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Seb mails himself to [redacted]*

[Mara the Wolf]

*[redacted]'s address is magically changed to right into my arms*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Has slipped out of package and runs to @Scott McLamok's house*

[Mara the Wolf]

Mara the wolf in grandma's clothes knocks on ScottMcLamok's door. "Little Scott, little Scott, let me come in! ...Wait, why am I doing this?"

Because you're one'a my fursonas, so you do whatever I want you to! And right now, you're the Big Bad Wolf!

[Sebias of Redwall]

Lol.

Also, not by the hair of my chinny chin chin! *Puts up barriers defending the basement*