The Wedding of Seer of NothingRed

[Flib Bigboat]

Because.

[Kade Rivok]

But why though?  I really must know 

[Mara the Wolf]

Sorry Kade.

*Shaves Kade of all fluff and uses the Imperious spell on Teer and Seb to force them to prepare for the wedding*

[Booklover]

(Teer is a stubborn Taniwha, she'll fight it off. And vows taken under duress don't count (not that that has ever affected any of the ships))

[Flib Bigboat]

Kade has lost his floof though!

[shisteer of nothing much]

Sorry Kade.

*Shaves Kade of all fluff and uses the Imperious spell on Teer and Seb to force them to prepare for the wedding*

One does not simply shave Kade's floof off. *the shaver breaks* Also, it's a bad idea. If you do manage to shave his floof off, it will only grow back basically instantly, and the floof you cut off will turn into an otterbadger plushie, which we do NOT want.

Besides, as previously stated, *is immune to spells*.

[Mara the Wolf]

No, you previously stated that Kade's fluff made you immune to spells.

[shisteer of nothing much]

No, I said I was immune to spells and, even if I weren't, Kade's fluff was too thick to let anything like that through anyway.

[Mara the Wolf]

*Dumps ice-cold water on Kade*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Cruelty. What's that supposed to accomplish?

[Mara the Wolf]

People don't like being cold or wet. So, that was to drive you out of Kade's fluff. (It was either that or set Kade's fluff on fire...)

[shisteer of nothing much]

Kade's fluff is fireproof, and probably waterproof too, and I can't get out.

[Mara the Wolf]

He'd have a waterbird like a duck or goose or penguin to be waterproof, and nothing's fireproof. (At least no living thing. Not even living rocks like Geodude are fireproof)

[shisteer of nothing much]

This is the Cellars. We don't follow laws of physics and such.

Kade *is* fireproof, so... sorry. You'll get used to it.

[Mara the Wolf]

Well, no powerplaying, remember? You don't control Kade (I can control with spells only)