The Wedding of Seer of NothingRed

[Flib Bigboat]

*runs away and hides from the taniwha's wrath*

[Keva Strongbow]

*Clears throat* Eh hem. Have @shisteer of nothing much and @Sebias of Redwall written their own vows?

[lass of something much]

Silly otta! Tea gotta go up da capet first!

* Infant Lizzy/Lass skips up the walk way thing throwing flower petals and dragging Teer and their Dad up with her

[Keva Strongbow]

It would've been nice if they had maybe been prepared more but I suppose this will have to do! *Opens book*

[Kade Rivok]

*Claps excitedly.*

[Keva Strongbow]

We do have a best man and maid of honer, correct?

[Kade Rivok]

Probably!

[shisteer of nothing much]

I protest this! *bites chains and begins unraveling them*

[Kade Rivok]

*Hugs Teer and Seb together so that they can't escape.*  She's just so excited!  Why don't we do them a favor and just skip to the end?

[shisteer of nothing much]

If this is happening, we're going to do it properly. I need a dress and flowers!

[Mara the Wolf]

Hooray! Teer's finally on board with this!

[Sebias of Redwall]

I protest this!

But why, fairest?

*Hugs Teer and Seb together so that they can't escape.*  She's just so excited!  Why don't we do them a favor and just skip to the end?

Ach. *Clouds gather above as Sebias warbles a jumbo slap into the Kade's facial features, then breaks free of the hug with a sly twist, Teer in his arms* Haha! *Chuckles victoriously*

*Proceeds to swat Masika aside with Mjolnir, after frying her minions to sleep with lightning from the dark, cloudy skies above*

*Retreats to super secret floating castle hovering about conveniently*

*Sets Teer down* I have a confession. *Cape a'fluttering, Sebias falls to one knee* You're my dearest companion. You're like... like... *Flusters arms* I dunno. The algae in my eyes, the wobble in my knees, the muscles on my back. Without you, I wouldn't be the same. Your eyes are like the stars, your hair- [insert long ramble that continues for quite a while about multiple things]
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[ramble continues]
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So. *Sebias pulls out a ring made from pure chocolate, encased in the sweet scent of pear* Will thoust, Teer, become my wife? The Empress of the Cellars, and all things that come with that?

[shisteer of nothing much]

... Oh, sure thing, bro! Let's elope, though. Way more interesting.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Puts on penguin tie*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*proceeds to elope with Seb*