Masika vs Scottie McScottface

[lass of something much]

(Oi! That was in the middle of a healing break! Also, your giant wolf is still out of the fight, isn't he/she? I'm pretty sure I impaled him/her...)

[Mara the Wolf]

(I called break over — McLass is starting to get to be too much. Also, Fenrir has stayed out of it. You impaled Hydra)

[lass of something much]

(You can't just call the break over, you need to check with all parties involved.. Also, I don't think healing someone is considered as PDA, I was literally just explaining how the new limb worked, that was nothing to do with the M word.. I am the forum healer, if every time I healed someone counted as 
a PDA, I'd be a VERY immoral person.  Also, thanks for clearing that up, it was getting confusing XD)

[Scott McLamok]

Break over! Fenrir, kill them!

*The giant wolf charges and bites at McLass*

I'm really starting to hate McLass. No more PDA.

(Who is McLass me or Lass? And also PDA: A palmtop computer that functions as a personal organizer but also provides email and internet access.)

Scott jumps into the mouth of Fenrir and holds it open.

"That's a bit unfair wouldnt you say? At least let me get used to my new limbs! Nice work Lass! Where did ya get 'em from?

Scott strains to hold the mouth open.

[lass of something much]

(I think She meant both of us, dear..)

[Scott McLamok]

(I see! We can have a M word esque chat here in parenthesis!)
                                    ^
(Scott you stupid, ReTArTed, idjit! It's an not a)

[lass of something much]

(You are none of those things)

[Scott McLamok]

(Yeah yeah!)

"A little-Ah-help?"

[lass of something much]

"Uh! Um... I- a knife!"
Looking around frantically, Lass saw a large knife and yeeted it at Fenrir..

[Mara the Wolf]

(Yeeted?)

(Also, because I'm sick of your PDA, I'm making the first divorce topic)

[lass of something much]

(I threw it... Also: I already explained that this is NOT PDA, you just attacked me, so I joined Scotts' side. The closest thing to PDA was when I called Scott dear, and even then, I call most of my friends that, and if you were so bothered by us fighting alongside each other, you shouldn't have tried to kill me in the first place!)

[Mara the Wolf]

(You two would give me diabetes...except I already have it. And no, that ain't a compliment. Welp, anyway, off to create The Divorce Of McLass topic... )

Fenrir practically shrugged off the knife, what with his MASSIVE size and bit down.

[lass of something much]

(Oh no! Type 1? Or type 2... Also, that ain't how divorce works, sweetie )

Lasss' eyes widened as the massive op beast tried to crush her friend, and- as a bit of a last effort, she knocked Scott out of the wolfs' mouth with a massive icewave..

[Mara the Wolf]

(Type 1)

Hey! You'll break his teeth!

*Fenrir ends up biting the ice. Thankfully, his teeth are just fine. Fenrir charges...whatever Lass is*

[lass of something much]

(Oh dear... Apparently that one's harder to cure..)

The ottersquirrel let out a squeak and dived back up a tree, dragging Scott with her.

(BTW: Ottersquirrels are not mixbreeds, they're their own species that I made up, based off redwall, Avatar the last airbender, and the real world... Plus something else )