Masika vs Scottie McScottface

[lass of something much]

*Looks very confused...Claps anyway*

[Scott McLamok]

Scott waits for the bang of the gun.

Three red lights turn on.

[Mara the Wolf]

Masika just stared at the idiot squirrel. "Hydra, come."

The hydra returned to her side.

One red light went off.

[Scott McLamok]

Scott just stands there his ODM gear not even armed.

Another light goes off.

[lass of something much]

*BANG*

[Mara the Wolf]

"Cerberus, attack!"

The big three-headed dog rushed Scott and attempted to attack him.

[Scott McLamok]

Scott holds his ground with his hands behind his back waiting for Cerberus to pounce.

[Mara the Wolf]

Cerberus, being the size of a mammoth, didn't pounce, but instead attempted to bite Scott with all three mouths.

[Scott McLamok]

Scott pulls out his two Raging Hunters and dives beneath Cerberus.

"Bad doggie"

Scott fires at point blank range all twelve .44 Magnums into Cerberus's stomach.

[lass of something much]

*The crowd gasps*

[Mara the Wolf]

Cerberus collapsed on top of Scott.

"Cerberus!" The otter's face turned dark. "You're going to pay, big-time. Hydra!"

The three-headed dragon approached and gently nudged the bleeding, panting Cerberus onto his side. The three dragon heads breathed fire point-blank at Scott.

[lass of something much]

*The crowd screams, apart from Lass, who fell asleep clapping*

[Scott McLamok]

Scott uses his ODM gear to fly or more accurately tumble into the water.

"Gahh!"

Scott throws his now burned helmet off and coughs some smoke out. The Idiot seeing an opportunity takes out his sandwich and plasters it against burning hot beskar.

"DID YOU HEAR THAT SIZZLE? THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT BABY!

Scott crunches happily on his sandwich.

*The crowd cheers, apart from Lass, who fell asleep clapping*

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[Mara the Wolf]

"What a weirdo," Masika commented with a sweatdrop. "Kill him, Hydra."

Hydra made her way over to over to Scott and attempted to poison him with her fangs.

The otter meanwhile made her way over to her beloved three-headed dog and started pressing her jacket up to Cerberus's wounds.

[lass of something much]

*The crowd screams, apart from Lass, who fell asleep clapping*

(Fixed)

(You typoed that a bit, buddy.)