Masika vs Scottie McScottface

[Mara the Wolf]

*Aims an arrow at Scott's head*

[lass of something much]

(Yay for beskar)

[Mara the Wolf]

(Don't make me aim the arrow at you, Lass)

[lass of something much]

(Have fun trying, I also have beskar )

[Scott McLamok]

(1 - 0 Lass!)

Scott's arm limply passes into Orthus's mouth.

"Crud!"

[lass of something much]

*Returns after crying and vomiting in the toilet for half an hour, only to see her Scott being ripped to pieces*

[shisteer of nothing much]

(Didn't bring it because I though it'd be unfair)

MASIKA HAS A DOZEN OVERPOWERED MONSTERS!

[Captain Wortshire]

I have more...

Slightly less overpowered...

And they are limited...

But I still have more

[Russa Nodrey]

I have, like, none. :I

[Mara the Wolf]

(Most of those "overpowered monsters" are just giant dogs)

*Orthrus holds Scott in place as Masika leases an arrow at Scott's head*

[Scott McLamok]

(Orthus never bit down....So I'll dewit)

Scott swings his limp arm out just before Orthus could bite it. A small sink is heard as Scott's arm falls limp beside him. Grinning the squirrel used his other hand to pull something off of his index finger. The pin of a grenade.

[Mara the Wolf]

Orthrus, get outta there!

*Orthrus lets go and runs over to Masika as the otter shoots an arrow at the grenade*

See ya in Hellgates!

[Scott McLamok]

(It's in his mouth.....)
(Edit: Plus what would an arrow do?)

[lass of something much]

How in arda am I meant to heal that...

*Leans too far forward and tumble down the grandstand*

[Mara the Wolf]

(It would see to it that the grenade blows you up instead of you using it on one'a my pets)