Masika's Random Thread

[lass of something much]

*Puts on the arm band in such a way she can take it off easily, even if it's a trap*

[Flib Bigboat]

We are not starting another Scott vs. Masika topic! You are to stay out of my topics, and no more McLass in my topics!

*Puts Scott back into the magic electrically-charged box as it fills up with water...with Lass tied up outside and forced to watch *

Isn't that what the last couple pages are? Smol chook, you're supposed to be a dignified courthouse judge.

[lass of something much]

*Sighs*

It seems I have acquired a life long enemy...

[Flib Bigboat]

*gathp* Who, me?

[Captain Wortshire]

OBJECTION...

*bursts into the courthouse carrying a briefcase*

Sorry I'm late, but I got stuck in traffic...

I would like to speak on behalf of my client, a certain Scott McLamok, aka the Resident Idiot of the Forum...

Where's the Court Stenographer, I would like a transcript of what has happened...

*Necronomicon floats over and turns over a paper*

Thanks...

*puts on glasses*

Court Transcript

Next up: @Scott McLamok for being an annoying idiot and derailing my punishment of Lass.

@lass of something much, you're off the jury; you'd be biased.

And here I thought we could be friends. *Draws her sword*
Prepare you die, you little *Bad word*.

Do you have a vendetta against me?

       Does he have the bagels?

*Clamps his hand on Dann's mouth and whispers* She doesn't know yet and I want to keep it that way!

*Is part of the bagel clan, and thus, a bagel...*

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(And since you have Liiiizzy...You do have a bagel.)

Okay....I'd like to know why I am here!

You're here to witness me beheading this otter.

You're here to witness me beheading this otter.

Cool! Carry on!

*Magic barrier around the judge that electrocutes the ottersquirrel*

*Gives Dannflower his bagels*

*Bangs gavel* Dannflower, remove her from the courtroom!

Scott, you're on trial for being an annoying idiot and derailing my punishment of Lass. Your sentence: Permanent divorce from Lass. You two are not allowed to remarry.

*Picks up Lass and places her next to him* Oh! Those aren't crimes!

I am magic, you silly duck. No barrier stops me- Ah! Hello!

No thanks, I'm too annoyed to eat.. *Glares at Sika*

And here I thought we could be friends. *Draws her sword*
Prepare you die, you little *Bad word*.

Princess Bride?

No thanks, I'm too annoyed to eat.. *Glares at Sika*

Oh...I'll keep it for you when you're in the mood!

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Yada. yada, yada...

This is a lot to take in...

*pushes glasses back*

Alright...

First of all, I am surprised at the extreme amount of unprofessionalism in this Courthouse:

Reading through the transcript so far, I see no sign asking the defendant  to defend himself...

Nor was there any signs of mandatory procedures.

Where is the proof? The Testimony? The witnesses? ANYTHING!

There is another thing I wish to bring forward:

Scott, you're on trial for being an annoying idiot and derailing my punishment of Lass. Your sentence: Permanent divorce from Lass. You two are not allowed to remarry.

The declaration of a case, then the sentence immediately after?

Not even a "What to you have to say for yourself"?

This is looking less of a Courthouse and more of a Punishment Chamber...

[Sebias of Redwall]

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[Mara the Wolf]

Worty, consider yourself lucky we're getting married. Besides, go look at Skarz's courthouse. It's arguably worse (he puts people on trial for sanity)

No, Worty, we must remove idiots, tyrannical judges, etc. And Scott needs to learn not to derail my punishments again.

[Captain Wortshire]

Well. I'm his lawyer...

And trust me, nobody else here knows how much of an idiot Scott is better than me... (trust me)

Besides if you're looking for idiots, you have one who inadvertently caused a cyborg uprising simply because he messed around with things he never should have messed with standing right here...

[Mara the Wolf]

But you weren't an idiot in my topic, now, were you?

Besides, Scott tried to leave before we could proceed formally.

Now, head to wedding, Worty my dear!

[lass of something much]

Scott may be an idiot, but he is a very adorable idiot :3

[Captain Wortshire]

Business before pleasure...

Plus, I looked over the transcript, and from what I have read, Scott only tried to escape after you "convicted" him and stuffed him in a magic box...

(I'm liking this lawyer buisness... Maybe I should stop my day job and do this full time...)

[lass of something much]

This is a trial about a personal matter. I would say we should sort this conflicted out with a duel, but we already did that, and as far as I can see, Scott and I won. What the squirrel did was fully legal by cellar law. And if you make up your own rules, they only count for a specific topic, and you can't bring things from other topics into it, where that law does not apply.

[Captain Wortshire]

Well I always say, "You are the King (or Queen) of your topics (in the cellars at least). Your topic, your rules"

[lass of something much]

Well yes, but actually no..

[Booklover]

You forgot the High Kings and Queens. And maybe ex-mods? One a  king or queen mod or loop of Narnia The Cellars, always a king or queen mod or loop of The Cellars.

Self proclaimed Emperors (I'm talking about no one in particular) are hardly valid in their own topics.

Also, since when did the Cellars have those strange little things called rules? Apart from, of course, the forum rules^TM brought to you by our venerable rulers.

Anarchy!