Masika's Random Thread

[lass of something much]

Tankee, Scottie!

And here I thought we could be friends. *Draws her sword*
Prepare you die, you little *Bad word*.

Princess Bride?

(Yes, the bad word was also a more rude PB thing)

[Russa Nodrey]

Mom semse, actually. If you're changing the m's to n's.

I will point out that, as a true Brit (*sips tea*), it is not mom sense, it is mom semse.

Heh!

[Captain Wortshire]

*There is some noise coming from the roof...*

*Suddenly, part of the roof caves in as the CAPTAIN'S CRU falls in through the newly made hole...*

O̴w̴w̴w̵w̸,̴ ̸m̴y̵ ̸h̸e̷a̶d̷.̶.̶.̵ ̶W̸a̸i̴t̴,̸ ̴d̶o̵ ̴I̷ ̸e̵v̷e̵n̴ ̴h̷a̵v̵e̶ ̷a̵ ̵h̵e̴a̷d̷?̴

I̸̱̤̲̟͛̓̔̃͐͜ ̵̠̔͜ẗ̴͚̦̝̝́̔̐o̴͕͌́̉͋ḷ̴̜̜̰̊d̵͖̖͍͂̃̈́͘ ̴̨̑̂y̵̨͚͎͎͌ȯ̸̗̉̚u̷͎̼̘̓ ̶̬̬̂̉ṭ̷̨̯̃h̸̪̩̺̤̏̅̕ả̸̛̗̰̼̭̓̔̆t̸̡̑̈̂͑ ̷̳̞̂̈ẁ̴̫̙͎̽ę̸̨̠͔̦̓̑̇͐̈ ̵̲̹̲̳̣̈́ş̸̼̲͐̄ͅh̷̢̛̪̼̘̅̋͘õ̵̭̽̐ư̴̲̹̹̺͎̈̓ḽ̶̯̃͝d̵̤̮̝̥͝ ̶̖͙̺̳̮͂̌̑́͝h̶̟̲͝à̵̱̻̎͛̕v̵̙̪̟̬̞̐͝ĕ̸̡͍͙̥̻̄͌̿́ ̴̳̙̋͒̍j̴̡̛͒͗͌̐ŭ̵̜̘̻̕ș̵̩̲̝̤͊̽̈́t̴̠̩̫̝̊ͅ ̸͇̫͌̒̀͋̈ẅ̸͙̤̜̲̗a̶͎̋͘l̴̩̞̣̝̜̀̄̓̎̂k̶̭̈́͐͝ẽ̶̙͇̋̋͒̀d̶̨̛̥̊͑̍̕ ̷̢̤̀̇͗i̵͇̋̾̀̆͜n̵̡̼̟̣͓̔̓̓ ̶̡̣̾ȳ̵̟̍̉͝ǒ̶̰̹̋u̷̼̞͑̑͌ ̶̤̞̘̺͔̅f̶̳̺̺̥̺̉͐̎̊ḁ̷̚t̴̯͕͉͕̱̊̊̈̈́ẗ̴͈͈̱͔́i̶̖͔͗e̷̹̰̬̫̾s̵̱̻͐̿.̵͕̠̥̉͐̇͛.̸̹̥̻̜̽̊͂̍

Don't worry, we'll pay for the hole in the roof... R.A.O.U.L!

*R.A.O.U.L blasts off through the roof, effectively making a second, smaller hole, before hammer noises start coming from the roof...*

*sigh* We'll fix that hole too...

[Mara the Wolf]

*Bangs gavel* Order! Order in my courthouse! Here, I am the law!

Scott, Lass, you are hereby to be forcibly divorced forever! Also, Scott is no longer allowed in my topics!

*Magic forcibly separates Scott and Lass*

*Scott is now surrounded in an unbreakable magic box that'll electrocute anyone who touches it (including Scott, and yes, that includes the floor ) and has no doors or air holes*

[Ripred the Gnawer]

Does that mean that you are going to suffocate him? 

[Captain Wortshire]

*eyes glow red*

Scott, Lass, you are hereby to be forcibly united forever! Also, Scott is still allowed in my topics!

*Magic forcibly unites Scott and Lass*

Awwwwwww, Tru wuv...

Hmmph... Whatever...

[Mara the Wolf]

*Kicks Captain Wortshire out of the topic*

Yes, I am going to suffocate and electrocute Scott

[Ripred the Gnawer]

GOOD RIDDANCE!  (Sorry Lass)

[Scott McLamok]

*The chocolate bar he ate was anti-magical*

Nub

[Ripred the Gnawer]

*Ignores the idiot*

[Scott McLamok]

Okay! I'll just...*Picks up Lass and walks out of the courthouse*

[Mara the Wolf]

We are not starting another Scott vs. Masika topic! You are to stay out of my topics, and no more McLass in my topics!

*Puts Scott back into the magic electrically-charged box as it fills up with water...with Lass tied up outside and forced to watch *

[Ripred the Gnawer]

Okay! I'll just...*Picks up Lass and walks out of the courthouse*

HEY!

[Scott McLamok]

Well you're forcing me to stay in your topic and I'm tryna get out....Soo bai! *Is still walking untouched due to his chocolate*

[Ripred the Gnawer]

*Growls with exasperation* Get back here!