Masika's Random Thread

[lass of something much]

Objection: This courthouse is unqualified. Where are Masika's degrees in law? Where is the fairness and unbiased judgement shown so well in Seb's courthouse? Passing sentence on a beast for causing chaos? Or for loving his wife? To even consider such cases is shameful.

Girlfriend, but yeah. I agreeeeees!

[Ripred the Gnawer]

I don't exactly...

[shisteer of nothing much]

Throughout the generations, there have been two immortal laws that have been upheld in this community: first of those laws is chaos. The second is that McLass is adorable. Every other concept can be changed or argued, but these two are the core, the backbone of the Cellars. Cease this wicked attempt to put them down!

[Flib Bigboat]

*puts everybeast who defies the second (and first) immortal law(s) of the Cellars, etc. etc. in prison for a squillion years*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Objection: This courthouse is unqualified. Where are Masika's degrees in law?

*Eats dry bagel* I might vouch for her. *Nibbles at crumbs*

Throughout the generations, there have been two immortal laws that have been upheld in this community: first of those laws is chaos. The second is that McLass is adorable. Every other concept can be changed or argued, but these two are the core, the backbone of the Cellars. Cease this wicked attempt to put them down!

This is true. If needed, we can take this to the Supreme Court, but I'm certain no jury anywhere would want to destroy McLass.

Where is the fairness and unbiased judgement shown so well in Seb's courthouse?

*Bobs head* I know, right? So disgusting. 

[shisteer of nothing much]

Sounds good. Masika is now in jail, so we don't have to worry about it.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Looks up from bagel crumbs* Oh. Sounds good.

[lass of something much]

We should make Flib the official police officer of the cellars!

[Sebias of Redwall]

@Keva Strongbow do you need another deputy?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Mm, I was thinking the same. She would likely do the job well.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Could be fun. Flib, do you like donuts?

[Flib Bigboat]

No, not really. But I'll eat them. (Although I do like homemade bread better.)

We should make Flib the official police officer of the cellars!

That's not really a good idea. Make someone else a police officer. I want to be an evil chook for the rest of my life because it seems like a good occcupation.

[lass of something much]

Could be fun. Flib, do you like donuts?

Mmm.. That is the true deal breaker..

[Sebias of Redwall]

 

[Flib Bigboat]

Could be fun. Flib, do you like donuts?

Mmm.. That is the true deal breaker..

A what... Does that mean Sebias is the official police officer? *gathp*