The Wedding of Mashire

[Kade Rivok]

I'm a highly observant folk.

[Mara the Wolf]

@Kade Rivok, observe that we've been calling you to post in Ratty Driftwood.

[shisteer of nothing much]

YEAH, KADE! OBSERVE THAT, WILL YOU?

[Russa Nodrey]

Oof.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Oof nothing.

[Verdauga]

Well, then, Teer, while you're waiting for him, you should post in The Legend of the Labyrinth.

[Kade Rivok]

I want cake.

[Ripred the Gnawer]

So do I.

[Captain Wortshire]

W̸̰͆é̷͉l̴̹̏l̶͓͆ ̷̯̊t̸͈̓o̴͈͝ǫ̴̏ ̸̛͚b̸̯͒a̸̦̋d̴̖͋.̵̟̇.̶̜̄.̸̞͂ ̷͇̉I̵̤͒ ̵͑͜a̴̟̒l̸̮͑r̶̢͑ẻ̷̥a̶̫͂d̸͔͛ÿ̷͈́ ̴̡̑a̵̦̕t̷͚͝ë̶̗́ ̴̮̈́i̵̔͜t̶̤͝ ̸̤̆â̶̻l̶̗̆l̶̡͠ ̸̰̇f̷̱͘a̶̙͗t̴̲̕t̴̙̉i̴̛͇e̴͇̔s̴͉͑.̶̫́.̷̹̀.̵̦͝

[Booklover]

The cake is a lie. So that statement is as well. Cake=lie Statement=lie Cake=Statement.

[lass of something much]

Silly chook, that goes to the flower girl!

*Puts the crown on Lassie's head*

Hey Lassie, little Timmy fell down a well again!

Oh dear... *Poofs him out*

Wrongo, friendo

But how? D:

We must aim for the source of his power...

Lassie

...

Or we could....Not do that...

[Mara the Wolf]

You know Kade meant the dog, right, Lass? Though, given I love dogs just as much as I love cats, bunnies, and practically every vertebrate animal, leave him/her* alone!

*Lassie has always been portrayed by male collies.

[lass of something much]

Well yes, but actually no..

[Kade Rivok]

No no, I also meant lass 

[Russa Nodrey]

*Gasp* Wah?