Delete the Cellars

[Mara the Wolf]

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to destroy five unholy beasts:

@DanielofRedwall @Dannflower Reguba @Cornflower MM @Rosie Willowwater @Verdauga

Already oppressive tyrants, these five decided to streamline the forum with the pretense of deleting this one as an April Fool's prank.

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BIG MISTAKE

So now, let us engage in ridding the world of these unholy demons.

*DanielofRedwall, Dannflower Reguba, Cornflower MM, Rosie Willowwater, & Verdauga are tied to posts with anti-magic spells to prevent escape or teleportation in front of a 200-beast firing squad*

Ready? FIRE!!!

*200 beasts start emptying their AK-47s on the unholy demons.*

[Russa Nodrey]

Oh no, I hope they're okay!

[Dannflower Reguba]

Can confirm, we are quite okay. All mods and admins are impervious to attempted shenanigannery from our subje-I mean members.

[Russa Nodrey]

Oh, good.

[Booklover]

I thought it was only when the shenaniganry was aimed specifically at you as mods?

Anyway, Verdie's the ranger, he's the one doing the shenanigans.

[Kade Rivok]

Tickle their toes!

[Cornflower MM]

Can confirm, we are quite okay. All mods and admins are impervious to attempted shenanigannery from our subje-I mean members.

Mmhmm, all good here. *Dusts off Dann's shoulder* Unless you count that piece of dirt.

[Russa Nodrey]

*Is the piece of dirt* What did I do?

[shisteer of nothing much]

What about Jukka? Did she have no part in this?

Masika, you fool. Respect, deference and obedience. That is what is required of any member, and must be given.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Comes flying into thread, yodeling on top of lungs and waving an orange and red flag with THE CELLARS stamped on it* I've got your back, Masika!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Dropz boilin' oice cream doon on ze moderatorz from up above in ze air, zen hovlz*

[Verdauga]

*Is the piece of dirt* What did I do?

>_> Sounds suspiciously like self-deprecation to me.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Mm, tsk, tsk.

[Cornflower MM]

*Is the piece of dirt* What did I do?

D: *Catches the Russadirt and places it on my own shoulder* Sorry, didn't realize that was you - I'll be more careful.

[Mara the Wolf]

Hmm, @shisteer of nothing much, aren't you married to Verdauga? Maybe we should execute you as well...

*Heads off to find others married to the evil dictators*