you are a mouse, it is dark, and you must choose

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

..Vhoilzt dancin' ze 'okie Pokie!

[a crumb]

you decide that as brave as you're willing to be, prudence would suggest a wiser course. you lurk backwards into the shadows close to the wall, suppressing an unexplained desire to move yourself in certain poses, and wait for the beast to round the corner. your decision is vindicated, as you see a small squirrel walk calmly around the corner. the squirrel does not speak, but seems more generally confused than specifically surprised at your presence.
what do you want to do?

[Kade Rivok]

Try to remember if you've seen this squirrel before at the Abbey or in Mossflower.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

..Und if ye did, vot zort o' 'at vere zey vearin'?

[Booklover]

Look at them thoughtfully without speaking, then do a jig.

[Russa Nodrey]

Sneeze.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

..Und zen zay 'Gesundheit'.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Glare at them and demand what they're doing in your fortress.

[Kade Rivok]

Make sure to only do one of the things that you've thought of doing.  Trying to do them all at once wouldn't end well.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

But dae ye ken Ze Muffin Man?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Make sure you talk in a Scottish accent.

[Booklover]

'oighland lizard vould be better.

[a crumb]

a dozen different reactions overwhelm you. you think of doing contradictory things. your head spins, your heart beats faster, and you can feel the orb you hold pulsating rapidly. you feel yourself slipping away, the barrage of suggestions haranguing you from somewhere you cannot comprehend. just before you lose consciousness, you see a squirrel looking down at you, oddly pacific in its facial expression.

you are a squirrel. you are looking down at a mouse, sprawled out in the corridor of some subterranean fortress. a strange orb lies just outside the mouse's grasp.
what do you want to do?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Dae ze 'okie Pokie!

[shisteer of nothing much]

  Tie the mouse up in case he's an enemy, then wake him up and question him.