Booklover's Beach

[Scott McLamok]

eh...what he said

[Ally046]

*Ze Lizard, 'ovever, greatly objectz tae ziz miztreatment o' zem und zcurriez off tae gae eat ze Ameglian Major Cov, vho 'az gaetten razer dizheartened aboot ztill nae gettin' cooked und eaten yet*

*the parasitic lizard lays 500 eggs in the cow*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

...*Vhich eventually 'atch, und eat ze Ameglian Major Cov from ze inzoide; Ze Ameglian Major Cov iz o'erjoyed*

[Ally046]

*the plump, cute, youngling lizards spread throughout the beach*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Givez zem zome oice cream fer dezzert*

[Captain Wortshire]

*drops from the sky and flops around like a fish*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Givez Wortshire zome oice cream taae*

[Ally046]

*Gives Wort one of the adorable flesh-eating lizards*

[lass of something much]

O.O

...

*Suddenly decides with no prompting for no reason to suddenly go home*

[Kade Rivok]

Probably a good idea.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*A friendly Jellyfizh follovz 'er 'ome*

[Captain Wortshire]

*stops flopping to look at the lizard*

Facinating...

*sticks head in Lizard's mouth*

Definitely not venomous, frill indicates male, bright colors used for attracting a mate, wide toes and semi-webs used for running on water surfaces...

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Are ye talkin' aboot a Bazilizk Lizard? Ah did a report on zoze for zchool yearz agae!

[Ally046]

*but flesh eating parasitic and newborn*

[Captain Wortshire]

More or less...

My theory is that someone down their ancestral line, this particular species ended up in an anomalous area, giving them their more parasitic and savage nature...