Verd's fishy cafe!

[Verdauga]

*Holds out two mugs of dark, slightly different coffees.*
Pick your poisson! We have the 'trout stout' and the 'deep brew sea'!
we have several flavor levels to choose from, so you can scale it up or down as you desire, and when you're fin-ished, just call for the bill!

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

*Walk into cafe*   "I'd like the strongest fishy flavored coffee you've got!"

[Verdauga]

*The sound of grinders whirs on in the background.*

*Minutes later, a barricuda and a lionfish in aprons place two different drinks on the serving counter.*

Looks like we got some internal rivalry (Should've read the resume before hiring them -_-) Anyway, do you want the Barricuda Bite, or the Lionfish's Pride? I can guarantee they'll be plenty strong enough.
...
(Actually, let me test to make sure they're safe first...)

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

(I don't think either of them could kill you, neither the bite nor the sting would be comfortable)
*Takes the Barracuda Bite because he doesn't want the fish with big teeth to get mad*

[Verdauga]

Thank you for your patronage! Enjoy!

*Sits on a barstool and plays the violin a la Jack Benny.*

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

*Finds a seat by the window and starts to slowly sip his coffee*

[Ally046]

(How is it)

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

(You can try some of mine if you want, but I like it! The coffee is rich as Seb and dark as the deepest depths of the cellars! If ya don't like bitter bite of dark coffee it's not for you. I think the lionfish pride might be a little more tropical/fruity though...)

[Booklover]

Do the fish face right?

(Isn't this competition for Kolman's Restaurant?)

[The Skarzs]

Me seeing this topic like

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[Ally046]

(You can try some of mine if you want, but I like it! The coffee is rich as Seb and dark as the deepest depths of the cellars! If ya don't like bitter bite of dark coffee it's not for you. I think the lionfish pride might be a little more tropical/fruity though...)

*Walks into the cafe...*

"Hey there Rill!"

*Walks over and tries some of Rill's coffee...*

"Hmmmmmmm... ... ...I'll take one of these"

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

"Isn't it good?"

[Verdauga]

*Knocks on a table* Another of the Barricuda Bite, ticket  number Two!

Can I interest either (or both) of you in a Rootin' Tootin' Super Newton^tm bar?

[Ally046]

...

*Glances sideways at Rill...*

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

"Can I get a sample?"