The Wewd Ara

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Twelve millennia before his name, a Figure had all he needed in the fallen House boat.  But why did he hesitate to show his fam what was to come?  What he had created that eve would change his name and petty status to that of a couch roach.  He needed a plan... a way of escape.  But before he could formulate such things he was found, tried and killed.  Spirits gurgle and bleed, but not him.  He would wine, whallow and sway, but nothing would end.  Nothing would be fixed.  He was gone.  But why?  But why?  On that same night clasp the palm of Enad!  Power was bestowed to him at top speeds.  Enad would carry out his legacy with passion and desire.  He would discover locked up truths and alchemical palm stones.  He would become the honer of the Wewd.

[Lady Amber]

Aw, man, I wanna become the honer of the Wewd.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Welcome back, my old friend. *Cackles*

[Russa Nodrey]

How wewd of Enad.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Welcome back, my old friend. *Cackles*

Hello!  *Slaps palm on Seb's shin*

[Kade Rivok]

How wewd of Enad.

I like this joke.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Counts spoons*

[Kade Rivok]

Are you ok?

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Stops counting and looks at Kade*

3.. 4... 5....

>.>

6...

[Kade Rivok]

I'll take that as a no.

[Flib Bigboat]

Twelve millennia before his name, a Figure had all he needed in the fallen House boat.  But why did he hesitate to show his fam what was to come?  What he had created that eve would change his name and petty status to that of a couch roach.  He needed a plan... a way of escape.  But before he could formulate such things he was found, tried and killed.  Spirits gurgle and bleed, but not him.  He would wine, whallow and sway, but nothing would end.  Nothing would be fixed.  He was gone.  But why?  But why?  On that same night clasp the palm of Enad!  Power was bestowed to him at top speeds.  Enad would carry out his legacy with passion and desire.  He would discover locked up truths and alchemical palm stones.  He would become the honer of the Wewd.

Sheev Palpatine, crazy as ever.