hehe this topic has no reason

[Kade Rivok]

Pffft, they should be so lucky.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Activatez ze zhip'z zelf-deztruct zat dizintigratez boz it und vhoever iz eatin' it, und zen dizappearz viz a 'Pop'*

*Reappearz a zafe diztance ava viz anozer 'Pop'*

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*Ze zelf-deztruct gaez off*

[Kade Rivok]

*Hears the self destruct time going off and reluctantly tosses the ship away prior to detonation.*  And I was enjoying that too.  Hurrumph.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Afore leavin' ze zhip 'ovever Ah 'ad activated ze zticky clampz, vhich ztuck ontae Kade und vidnae let 'im zrov ze zhip*

[Kade Rivok]

*Is such a slippery goose Otterbadger that the sticky things aren't able to stick.*  So slick.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*But ze zhip alzae 'ad a giant kite zat could be uzed tae vipe off av o' ze zlippery ztuff (Pover Rangerz Jungle Fury reference) from ze Otterbadger, und zae ze zticky clampz remain ztuck tae 'im*

[Kade Rivok]

*But slippery happens to be a trait rather than a status effect and so is unable to be removed.*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*In vhich caze ze zhip blovz up, und zingez Kade'z vhizkerz az vell az 'iz eyebrovz*

[Kade Rivok]

Aw man, I bet I look ridiculous now 

[Flib Bigboat]

  Yes. Yes, you do.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

[Flib Bigboat]

  I think Seamus is more like Scott or One-Eye, though.

[Russa Nodrey]

That's because I went to Miss Russa's school. She knows all the secrets of the universe.

@Russa, is this true?

Yes, Flib did go to my school.

[Kade Rivok]

No, no, the other part.

[Russa Nodrey]

Please be more specific, sir.