The Wedding Of Worsib Bigtiria

lass of something much · July 30, 2021, 07:44:51 PM

'Ight kiddoes, you know the drill! Time to force children to marry each other against their will!

*Poofs @Flib Bigboat into a wedding dress that is literally indestructible, and @WorshipTiria into a suit that won't burn(Both of which can't come off until the wedding is complete)*

*Adds another spell to the room to.....Keep the bride and groom.....Together... And pulls out the box of wedding decor*

Blue, or purple flowers?

Oh, Teer, would you be a dear and make the cake?

@Ally046 Let's get this happy couple married, shall we?

Flib Bigboat · July 30, 2021, 07:58:13 PM

*enters topic angrily* My name is Flib Bigboat. You pinged me into this mess, prepare to die! *charges Lass*

lass of something much · July 30, 2021, 08:03:07 PM

*Pats Flib on the head*

Awww, very nice reference there, Flibby

Flib Bigboat · July 30, 2021, 08:05:22 PM

Flibby? You mean Lizzie, I believe.

*stabs*

Booklover · July 30, 2021, 08:07:14 PM

I'm not left handed. *parries* (look, I don't know how sword fights work, if I ever had to write one I'd probably use the Battle of the Five Armies method)

Flib Bigboat · July 30, 2021, 08:10:45 PM

*ducks and slashes upward* (I don't know how either, honestly.)

Booklover · July 30, 2021, 08:13:03 PM

*realises that it's a bad idea to fight someone in an indestructible dress, even if it's probably more difficult to fight in a dress, so runs a short distance and puts on a ring, ending up in the Wood Between Worlds*

Flib Bigboat · July 30, 2021, 08:13:31 PM

I don't have a dress.

Booklover · July 30, 2021, 08:18:39 PM

You do. See the first post.

Flib Bigboat · July 30, 2021, 08:20:31 PM

If it was indestructible, I wouldn't be in it, because that would destroy all its prettiness.

Booklover · July 30, 2021, 08:21:14 PM

Why should dresses need to be pretty? It'd be better if they were practical.

Flib Bigboat · July 30, 2021, 08:24:50 PM

I agree, but then Lass would be disappointed. (Now I really want to see what kind of dress it is, just because you two have aroused my curiosity.)

*slashes at BL again*

lass of something much · July 30, 2021, 08:43:38 PM

Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 30, 2021, 08:05:22 PM
Flibby? You mean Lizzie, I believe.

*stabs*

No?...

*Continues hanging up flowers and ribbons*

Flib Bigboat · July 30, 2021, 08:44:44 PM

*begins to burn down the flowers and ribbons*

lass of something much · July 30, 2021, 08:47:21 PM

*Which refuse to burn due to the spells*

You're gonna make me cry

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The Wedding Of Worsib Bigtiria