The Wedding Of Worsib Bigtiria

[WorshipTiria]

*banishes everyone who ships WT and me to the Nth dimension*

Cool! I've always wanted to go to another dimension. The question is, are there games of billiards with planets or are there actual klein bottles? Or both?

It just a black void.

[lass of something much]

*Bursts in*
*Poofs Worsh to the front, and lets the music play*

[Flib Bigboat]

Are you saying that there's someone else you'd rather be shipped with?

NO.

[Kade Rivok]

You suuuuuure? 

[Flib Bigboat]

YES.

[Kade Rivok]

Well if there's no one else you'd rather be shipped with, that means you're happy with the current ship then!

[WorshipTiria]

Ship her with Kade

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

Well if there's no one else you'd rather be shipped with, that means you're happy with the current ship then!

This is a very valid point. The ship must go on

[WorshipTiria]

Well if there's no one else you'd rather be shipped with, that means you're happy with the current ship then!

This is a very valid point. The ship must go on

Both sides need to be happy, and I most certainly am not.

[Kade Rivok]

Ship her with Kade

Bit of an age gap

[Flib Bigboat]

Well if there's no one else you'd rather be shipped with, that means you're happy with the current ship then!

You, sir, are dead as a doornail.

Ship her with Kade

I'm not going to be shipped with Kade, because you told me to. And since we aren't in love, why would I do anything you told me to?

[Kade Rivok]

That's your reason?

[Flib Bigboat]

It was the first one that sprang to mind. If you want, I can sit down and type a very long list of other reasons.

[Kade Rivok]

Go for it 

[lass of something much]

And then she died. So anyway, I now pronouce you otterhusband and something else, congrats, @Flib Bigboat and @WorshipTiria