ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE WHO ENTRE!!! (i.e. The 'Nightmare Realm')

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

YOU HAVE ENTRED INTO THE NIGHTMARE REALM! ANY AND ALL NIGHTMARES THAT EXIST, HAVE EXISTED, OR WILL EVER EXIST, ARE HERE AND PRESENT IN THIS HORRIFYING REALM! ALL CREATURES AND HORRORS FROM THE DARKEST REACHES OF IMAGINATION AND BEYOND DWELL HERE! THERE IS NO ESCAPE! YOUR DARKEST FANTASIES HAVE ARRIVED! BEWARE! ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE WHO ENTRE HERE!!!

***

*Zeveral nightmarez fly pazt, und conzider gaein' after ze next pozter*

[Verdauga]

*Starts giving the nightmares therapy.*

[Kade Rivok]

Well, I did always mean to get good at lucid dreaming....

[Booklover]

Abandon all hope? *leaves behind random person I vaguely know whose name is Hope*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Bold of you to assume I had any to begin with

[Russa Nodrey]

I personally still have a little, but I guess I can abandon it if I have to.

[Kade Rivok]

*Dreams up a waffle and eats it.*

[Russa Nodrey]

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

[Verdauga]

That is exactly what I was thinking of when I read that.

[Kade Rivok]

Thank you, thank you, the idea came to me in a dream.

[Booklover]

Why is it entre? Is that meant to be a French verb, or something? Or mocking the people who spell metre and litre and so on correctly?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Neizer.

Entre

*Dreams up a waffle and eats it.*

*Ze vaffle, after bein' eaten, zuddenly grovz zharp fangz und beginz zhreddin' Kade from ze inzoide*

Ye moight vant tae vatch vot ye eat...

[Russa Nodrey]

Betrayal? D:

[Kade Rivok]

Don't worry, I'm used to it.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Cthulhu appearz, along viz 'iz younger zizter C'lulu, vho lookz loike a Poodle*