Jokes

[psybox]

don't make lemonade.

(or make flammable lemons)

[MatthiasMan]

Well, yes I guess, but what is the other part? I'll give you a hint.

*Man I'm so angry*

[psybox]

GET MAD!

[Nightfire]

Make grapejuice and then sit back and let life figure out how you pulled that one off?

Just throwing rocks here.



I've posted this in another thread, but this thread is more appropriate for it, so....


R2-D2 was the most vulgar character ever invented by George Lucas. They had to beep out every single word he said!

[Tiria Wildlough]

I don't get that...


Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.

[MatthiasMan]

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show it wasn't a chicken!

[Redwaller]

Q. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A. Finding half a worm in your apple!

Q. What's worse than stepping on a scorpion?
A. Stepping on a scorpion nest!

[Rainshadow]

  I don't know which is more awkward:  Answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you.

[rakkety tam]

lol........................i dont have any jokes just its so funny..................................................................................................

[MatthiasMan]

What failed to come into Noah's Ark in pears? You guys have to guess this one.

[psybox]

the bible never said they came in pairs, OR pears.

[Rainshadow]

  Dinosaurs, unicorns, dragons, pegasi.  Any mythical or extinct thing.

[Redwallfan7]

Knock, knock

Who's there?

cash

Cash who?

No thanks, I'll take an almond though

Lol

[Rainshadow]

  A blonde listening to an ipod walked into a barber shop and was seated by the barber.  He asked her to take out her earbuds so he could cut her hair, but she said, "No.  If I take out my earbuds, I'll die."
 The barber argued with her for several minutes, and each time she said, "No.  If I take out my earbuds, I'll die."  Finally, the barber convinced her to take them out.  He started to cut her hair.  She sat in silence for a couple of minutes, then she fell over, dead.  The barber couldn't figure out what happened.  He finally picked up her earbuds and put them in his ears.  This is what he heard:
 "Breathe in... breathe out.  Breathe in... breathe out."

[MatthiasMan]

  Dinosaurs, unicorns, dragons, pegasi.  Any mythical or extinct thing.

the bible never said they came in pairs, OR pears.

No, no.

The answer is:

WORMS! They came in APPLES!