Jokes

[Dannflower Reguba]

Is there something about the room that we don't know? Is goofy in some way?

Hey Felldoh, I need your help!

I'm pretty sure it's me that needs your help I have no clue

I need your help in YOUR topic!

[Rainshadow]

Do you cut the table?

 You're close!  Yes, but not in a way you'd imagine!

[Felldoh154]

Is there something about the room that we don't know? Is goofy in some way?

Hey Felldoh, I need your help!

I'm pretty sure it's me that needs your help I have no clue

I need your help in YOUR topic!

Oh u mean girls vs guys?

Anyway is this the answer?
You rip the table apart with your bear hands and than shatter the mirror and then go cry uncontrollably in a corner?

[Rainshadow]

  Do you guys really want to know the answer?  Do you give up?  Do you admit you're not smarter than a fifth grader (lol I love that show)?

[Felldoh154]

Nooo I got this!!!

[Rainshadow]

  What is it then?

[W0NWILL]

Spam, what it stands for;

Something
Posing
As
Meat

It isn't really a joke, but it's funny

[W0NWILL]

  Here's a funny riddle for ya!

  You're in a room with no windows, doors or any means of escape.  The room is indestructible.  All that there is in the room is a mirror and a table.  How do you get out?

You look into the mirror and see a saw, you use the saw to cut the table, two halves make a whole, you use the hole to get out.
Ha! Had to spoil your fun by giving the answer.

Sorry about double posting.

[Skyblade]

I knew it! I knew it!

Here's a riddle for you, not sure if you've heard it though:There's a man who works in an office building with 10 floors. Every day he takes the elevator to the 7th floor then walks up the stairs the rest of the way. The elevator is not broken. Why does he do this?

p.s. if you know the answer, please don't blurt it out!
p.s.s. i have 2 hints if you get stuck
p.s.s.s. is there a thread for riddles cause if not i'll make one and we can post our riddles there
p.s.s.s.s. too many p.s.' right?

[Lily]

Sorry about double posting.

That's OK, just don't do it again. ------>

Also, how about we use The Riddler topic for riddles in the future?

[Skyblade]

Okay, I'll post my riddles there from now on

[Felldoh154]

I knew it! I knew it!

Here's a riddle for you, not sure if you've heard it though:There's a man who works in an office building with 10 floors. Every day he takes the elevator to the 7th floor then walks up the stairs the rest of the way. The elevator is not broken. Why does he do this?

p.s. if you know the answer, please don't blurt it out!
p.s.s. i have 2 hints if you get stuck
p.s.s.s. is there a thread for riddles cause if not i'll make one and we can post our riddles there
p.s.s.s.s. too many p.s.' right?

I never heard this one :/

[Rainshadow]

  Here's a funny riddle for ya!

  You're in a room with no windows, doors or any means of escape.  The room is indestructible.  All that there is in the room is a mirror and a table.  How do you get out?

You look into the mirror and see a saw, you use the saw to cut the table, two halves make a whole, you use the hole to get out.
Ha! Had to spoil your fun by giving the answer.

Sorry about double posting.

  Aw darn!  Now I can't taunt you and annoy you because you all know the answer!

[Felldoh154]

Pfft I knew the answer the whole time

[Rainshadow]

  *Sarcastic voice* Sure.  Uh huh!  Of course!

A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"