Jokes

[Rainshadow]

  Haha, I should definitely do that to someone!  Just call a random person and freak them out lol.

[Skyblade]

  Simple:  The man had the hiccups.

Well, that solves my question. Thankee

^^ Oh, I heard that one before WONWILL. Good one!

[Tiria Wildlough]

A man walked into a bar. 'Ouch!' he said.


It was an iron bar.

[phoenixfoden]

A man walked into a bar. 'Ouch!' he said.


It was an iron bar.

thats funny!

[Rainshadow]

  A blonde and her husband are sleeping when the neighbor's dog starts barks and wakes them up.  The blonde sighs, shakes her fist and says,  "Wait until you see what I'm going to do to those neighbors!"  She runs out of the house and five minutes later she comes back with a smile on her face.  The husband asks,  "So, what did you do?"  The blonde says,  "Well, I took the dog from their yard and I put it in our yard to see how they like it having the neighbor's dog barking all night."

[Mad Maudie]

Lol I love blond jokes!

[PrimroseWarrior]

Funny!

[Dannflower Reguba]

A man walked into a bar. 'Ouch!' he said.


It was an iron bar.

HAHAHAHA! 

  A blonde and her husband are sleeping when the neighbor's dog starts barks and wakes them up.  The blonde sighs, shakes her fist and says,  "Wait until you see what I'm going to do to those neighbors!"  She runs out of the house and five minutes later she comes back with a smile on her face.  The husband asks,  "So, what did you do?"  The blonde says,  "Well, I took the dog from their yard and I put it in our yard to see how they like it having the neighbor's dog barking all night."

WHOOHAHAHAHOO! (Hon Rosie thought that was funny... even though she's blonde furred.   ) 

[Rainshadow]

Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.

After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together."

The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together."

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ih us guod ti practiz yuor spelig.

Grammer are importants too.

Ma'ke "su're 'y'o'u' ke'n yo'ur" ac'c'ent mar'ks wel'l.

Remember ,your commas? exclation and! question marks. and always? end a sentence! with a period?

[Tiria Wildlough]

Ih us guod ti practiz yuor spelig.

Grammer are importants too.

Ma'ke "su're 'y'o'u' ke'n yo'ur" ac'c'ent mar'ks wel'l.

Remember ,your commas? exclation and! question marks. and always? end a sentence! with a period?

And never begin a sentence with 'and'.

[Taggerung The Otter]

can i say my rated X ones

[Tiria Wildlough]

How bad are they? Lol.

[Redwallfan7]

Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.

After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together."

The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together." 

Lol

[Taggerung The Otter]

How bad are they? Lol.

yhey bad...