Jokes

[Tiria Wildlough]

Yeah, that is. -_-

[KitrallStreamrippler]

My friend's dad wants to get her a licensce-plate cover that says, "Not all dumbs are blonde."
"If your last name is Count, don't ever name your son Noah."

[Norham Waterpaw]

I don't care much for Politics really, but I still think its funny

btw, like your joke, but do you know what a group of babboons is called?
Ya know, like a flock of geese, pride of lions, that kind f group?

A CONGRESS of baboons
Not making this up, really. Also, owls come in groups called Parliaments.

[Norham Waterpaw]

Ya know, both governmenty things, ya geddit? Yeah, ok forget it.

[WarriorOfMossflower]

 Here's a funny riddle for ya!

 You're in a room with no windows, doors or any means of escape.  The room is indestructible.  All that there is in the room is a mirror and a table.  How do you get out?

You look in the mirror. You SAW yourself there. You take the saw and cut the table in half. Two halves make a HOLE (whole). Climb out through the hole.  
My friend asked me that a while ago, lol.
By the way, this reply will probably be more than ten pages ahead of the original question, so I just want to say that I did not look for answers on pages following the original question before I answered.

[KitrallStreamrippler]

I don't care much for Politics really, but I still think its funny

btw, like your joke, but do you know what a group of babboons is called?
Ya know, like a flock of geese, pride of lions, that kind f group?

A CONGRESS of baboons
Not making this up, really. Also, owls come in groups called Parliaments.

Nice. Now here's one for ya: If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con', what's the opposite of progress?

[W0NWILL]

Congress, obviously.

[Mattio]

Lol!


Why can't George Washington drive a car?

Spoiler

CUZ HE'S DEAD

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[Romsca]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! 

[Mattio]

My sister gets all these stupid jokes that ar hilarious.


What's brown and sticky

Spoiler

A STICK

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[Romsca]

LOL 

I've heard that one before!

[Mattio]

I need to ask my sister where she gets these! They are so lame but awesome!

[Corporal Firalay]

A chicken pulling a little wagon walked into the library and clucked to the rather surprised librarian, "Book-book-book!". The librarian said, "Oh, alright, well here's a book you might like," and handed him a book. The chicken left.
Half an hour later, the chicken came back and clucked out, "Book-book-book!" So the librarian gave him another book. When he didn't leave, she put a few more books in the wagon. The chicken left.
An hour later, the chicken and wagon came back again, saying, "Book-book-book and the librarian filled the wagon up with as many books as possible. By now she was very curious as to where the duck was going with all the books, so when he left she quietly followed him. He trotted along, pulling his wagon, until he came to a pond. In the middle was a frog sitting on a lily-pad. The chicken held up one book at a time, getting a new one each time the frog croakily replied, "Reddit. Reddit. Reddit."

[Mattio]

a chicken to a duck to a chicken again?

[Ungatt Trunn]

What did the Wall-Mart worker say to the Trader Joe's worker after the Trader Joe's betrayed him?
"Trader!"