Jokes

[W0NWILL]

How come the chicken gave books to the frog in the first place?

[Ungatt Trunn]

How come the chicken gave books to the frog in the first place?

I don't know! How?

[W0NWILL]

Um, that was a legitimate question.

[Mattio]

what do you call a traveling nun

Spoiler

a roamin' catholic

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[Redwaller]

Not wanting to offend anyone, but I personally don't like Religion jokes(Which means that it  can be offencing to the religion concerned.).

[Mattio]

Oh ok sorry

[Tiria Wildlough]

What's pink and fluffy?

Pink fluff.

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[Romsca]

what do you call a traveling nun

Spoiler

a roamin' catholic

[close]

Actually a friend of mine said a similar joke and they were Catholic and it didn't offend either of us. I think it's actually pretty funny! 

[Mattio]

What's pink and fluffy?

Pink fluff.

[close]

sounds like something I would say

[Redwaller]

what do you call a traveling nun

Spoiler

a roamin' catholic

[close]

Actually a friend of mine said a similar joke and they were Catholic and it didn't offend either of us. I think it's actually pretty funny! 

Yes, but some can get offensing. this one's harmless, but be careful about what you post. 

[Norham Waterpaw]

Why did Sally fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.

Geddit?

[Romsca]

That's rude

[Norham Waterpaw]

In what way?

[Mattio]

Why did Newton fall off the swing?

Spoiler

CUZ HE'S DEAD! you really should be able to guess some of these

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[KitrallStreamrippler]

I have a question- how do you do those 'spoiler for hidden' things? I honestly have no idea.

185 Harry Potter characters walk into a store. The storekeeper says, "Sorry, we don't serve HP characters here" and the HP characters say "Siriusly?" (...That was a stupid joke. I can hear the crickets now.)